The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[MindzEye]

I see him as a hot dog vendor..

Out front of Steve Simmonds house, all the time

 

[Wayward DP]

Isn’t it Steve Simmons and Wayne Simmonds?

 

[Wayward DP]

Isn’t it Steve Simmons and Wayne Simmonds?

Yes, yes it is.

 

[thehabhater]

 

[LeafGm]

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Can also add a couple of more statistics:

Lasts 5 seasons as an Islander:

1 playoff series victory
5 GP in the second round

First 5 seasons as a Leaf:

1 playoff series victory
5GP in the second round

 

[JackBurton]

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I have to admit I'm pretty shocked he was PPG in year 5 of his deal used as 2nd line C. I thought things would be much worse by this time when he signed.

 

[GEEMAN]

I have to admit I'm pretty shocked he was PPG in year 5 of his deal used as 2nd line C. I thought things would be much worse by this time when he signed.

PP saved his stats , 5/5 no bueno for 11 mil

 

[MindzEye]

League scoring has also gone up. Being PPG 5 years ago was a bigger deal.

 

[zeke]

Still hilarous that the cap just stopped the second we signed all our big contracts.

 

[zeke]

Year 6 of his 7yr deal and the cap has gone up like 2.5% since he signed.

 

[leafman101]

Dubas fucked up not signing them early and taking his time. He waited until the 3rd year of the ELC for all 3.

All these other guys on bargain deals were signed a year early.

 

[CH1]

Still hilarous that the cap just stopped the second we signed all our big contracts.

duh...Anti-Leaf bias is a global force, extending all the way to China

 

[MindzEye]

duh...Anti-Leaf bias is a global force, extending all the way to China

You can't convince me that covid didn't start when Steve Simmons fucked a pangolin in the red light district of a wet market in wuhan

 

[thehabhater]

You can't convince me that covid didn't start when Steve Simmons fucked a pangolin in the red light district of a wet market in wuhan

Great. Thanks for giving the plot away for my next book..

 

[MindzEye]

I'll dm you with where you can send my royalty cheques

 

[LeafGm]

You can't convince me that covid didn't start when Steve Simmons fucked a pangolin in the red light district of a wet market in wuhan

Pretty sure it was the other way around.

 

[thehabhater]

Just because the pangolin made the first move...

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Dubas fucked up not signing them early and taking his time. He waited until the 3rd year of the ELC for all 3.

All these other guys on bargain deals were signed a year early.

Yup, it was his mistake. Another one that everyone saw a mile away.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You can't convince me that covid didn't start when Steve Simmons fucked a pangolin in the red light district of a wet market in wuhan

It’s a wet market for a reason.

 

[MindzEye]