The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[Jeremy]

Robertson will be on LTIR before November.

How are you today Dad?

 

[Slinger 48]

does anyone else here get the impression that habhater thinks Robertson is permanently injury prone or is it just me?

Robertson gets hurt whenever habhater thinks about him.

 

[thehabhater]

How are you today Dad?

Ornery ...

 

[Jeremy]

Robertson gets hurt whenever habhater thinks about him.

Eff off Preston

 

[Jeremy]

Ornery ...

How can I help?

 

[Slinger 48]

Eff off Preston

Fuck you pecker breath.

 

[Jeremy]

Fuck you pecker breath.

Slinger 48 is gay.

 

[thehabhater]

Update, Robertson hurt his wrist watching women's beach volleyball.

 

[Slinger 48]

Update, Robertson hurt his wrist watching women's beach volleyball.

Fuck, I've done that.

 

[hockeylover]

i still have some faith in robertson.

 

[Jeremy]

Same.

 

[BG]

i still have some faith in robertson.

As in you pray for him a lot? Let me just say, it's appreciated.

 

[Jeremy]

Unblock me BG.

 

[Jeremy]

 

[LeafGm]

i still have some faith in robertson.

Yeah, that Jason seems like he’s a pretty good player. Will have another good season this year, I’m sure.

 

[MindzEye]

i still have some faith in robertson.

Same. Kid needs to learn when and how to engage against bigger defenders. His leg and his shoulder were both from 50/50's where he went hard after the puck against much bigger defenders (who both hit him dirty fwiw). He's 5'9 180, he needs to learn to play like it.

 

[thehabhater]

Any update on his recovery from his season ending surgery last January?

 

[Wayward DP]

Same. Kid needs to learn when and how to engage against bigger defenders. His leg and his shoulder were both from 50/50's where he went hard after the puck against much bigger defenders (who both hit him dirty fwiw). He's 5'9 180, he needs to learn to play like it.

while this is true, tick tock, kiddo. and his joints ain't gettin any younger. starting to get into put up or shut up territory for your nephew.

 

[Jeremy]

while this is true, tick tock, kiddo. and his joints ain't gettin any younger. starting to get into put up or shut up territory for your nephew.

He’s 21. Don’t think it’s that time yet. He’s barely played with us.

 

[MindzEye]

while this is true, tick tock, kiddo. and his joints ain't gettin any younger. starting to get into put up or shut up territory for your nephew.

On one hand yes

On the other hand, he's 21. Don't get me wrong, another catastrophe of a season would be tragic, but if he's "just" a 20/40 pace guy over 50-60 games this season with relatively but not ridiculously sheltered minutes and 2nd PP unit opportunity, that's fine imo. Not ideal, not exciting, but fine.