The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[zeke]

No changes for the leafs lines.

 

[Feyd]

 

[Killer93]

Brock > Cole

 

[Volcanologist]

*Alex Nylander wrong brother joke*

 

[MindzEye]

The Leafs need more goon rap

 

[CH1]

already earned his contract

anything he does on the ice is pure gravy

 

[Wayward DP]

a DJ and an event planner. fucking steal for under $2 m annually.

 

[trujaysfan]

Ah the better Caulfield.

 

[Volcanologist]

picks the music for way cheaper than Phaneuf did.

steal.

 

[MindzEye]

already earned his contract

anything he does on the ice is pure gravy

A team with toughness issues should never play EDM or Taylor Swift, ever. Goon rap with every 2nd bar being about violence is the way.

 

[CH1]

Brock > Cole

I would hope so! Brock is two years older.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

The Leafs need more goon rap

racist?

 

[mbow30]

Ya I mean it’s pretty fuckin clear that these guys would rather be doing key bumps at a beach festival in June than playing fucking hockey.

 

[manny]

Pretty sure this is the reason Burke made Phaneuf captain.

 

[zeke]

 

[Wayward DP]

fucking $4 mill reclamation project who cannot defend…

 

[Artnes]

The Leafs need more goon rap

Or Molly

 

[cmaleski2]

This is Klingberg's 10th NHL season. He isn't going to suddenly have an epiphany and become a good NHL defender.

 

[Preston]

This is Klingberg's 10th NHL season. He isn't going to suddenly have an epiphany and become a good NHL defender.

Well he's never had the great Sheldon Keefe coach him till now...

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

He'll show him Lybushkin and Holl tape.