The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[mbow30]

I'm annoyed a 4th liner gets this much acclaim because he fights.

I’d rather they be bugging reaves about team flair than Marner about getting psychologically abused by babcock or Matthews about being a failure for not winning a cup yet or nylander about his contract.

 

[trujaysfan]

Reaves is only worth the deal is he KOs Steve simmonds

 

[Deckie007]

I have a piano key necktie and homemade laniard

I'd suggesting looping them around a rafter but I wouldn't want to do that to Frank's house.

 

[Volcanologist]

Reaves is only worth the deal is he KOs Steve simmonds

oh man the PQ elevator choke would be sweet. squeeze till his ratty little eyes push against those glasses.

 

[CH1]

Reaves is only worth the deal is he KOs Steve simmonds

I dunno...by my calculations those pre-season yelps already worth 55K

 

[zeke]

It made sense on paper at the time but boy howdy was this move a doozy by dubey.

 

[CH1]

Reaves is only worth the deal is he KOs Steve simmonds

his first assignment is changing the goal song

 

[LeafGm]

It made sense on paper at the time but boy howdy was this move a doozy by dubey.

Right up there with Steen for Stempniak among the worst Leaf trades of the last few decades.

 

[zeke]

Bunting - Matthews - Marner
Tavares - Kadri - Nylander
​

for the last couple years woulda been nice.

 

[Preston]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Preston]

LETS GET IT @LeafGm

 

[Volcanologist]

ok but actually where is he?

 

[Preston]

It's gonna be very anti-climactic if it's just an injury. But the hope and dream is a trade. And as we've discussed ad nauseam, it is what makes the most sense heading into the season.

 

[Preston]

Keefer sending a lovely message here to the new member of the core 4 (Tavares, you're out)

 

[MindzEye]

Keefer sending a lovely message here to the new member of the core 4 (Tavares, you're out)

Rielly has been the stealth 4th member of the "core 4" for a minute now....

Playoff scoring past 5 seasons:

Fake "Core 4" Member: 22 points in 31 games (58 points/82)
Real "Core 4" Member: 27 points in 37 games (60 points/82)

 

[LeafGm]

LETS GET IT @LeafGm

 

[Wayward DP]

poor LOF

 

[zeke]

Rielly has been the stealth 4th member of the "core 4" for a minute now....

Playoff scoring past 5 seasons:

Fake "Core 4" Member: 22 points in 31 games (58 points/82)
Real "Core 4" Member: 27 points in 37 games (60 points/82)

now look at only non-pp points.

 

[MindzEye]

No you

 

[Volcanologist]

No you

I feel like a real Swiftie like yourself would help out