TML? More like FML, amirite? Yet Another Off Season Thread

[thehabhater]

Gaudette is terrible.

But, will he lead the Marlies to the promised land?

 

[oscarheyman]

Vancouver never ever ever learns.

Especially if a guy like Garland is dealt as a result.

 

[Artnes]

Get it done

 

[zeke]

meh. we need forwards not dmen.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

No more D!

Less D is what we’re going for.

 

[leafman101]

Yeah, if you are trading for another dman may as well include Sandin in the deal.

 

[LeafGm]

Yeah, we don’t need more D. Plus, Weegar is not a real person. Obvious made-up name.

I’m all for clearing Kerfoot’s cap space though. It’s just that it should be used up front.

 

[Preston]

If they swap Kerf for Strome and trade Holl

Bunting-Matthews-Marner
Strome-Tavares-Nylander
Robertson-Kampf-Engvall
XXXX-XXXX-Aubel

Muzzin-Brodie
Giordano-Liljegren
Sandin-Rielly
XXXX

Murray
Samsonov

XXXXs can be league min guys or Marlies. Douglas at C would be cool if he's good enough but they should try to sign insurance just in case.

And on D there is no 1st or 3rd pair really. Just pairings with clearly defined roles. Pretty ecstatic with that roster. Goaltending the only gigantic question mark.

 

[MindzEye]

It’s just that it should be used up front.

The way I see it, we have 5 options with Kerfoot's money

 

[CH1]

Kerfoot is getting an extension.

 

[MindzEye]

Kerfoot is getting an extension.

You'll get my foot extended in your ass

 

[trujaysfan]

100% kerfoot is getting 8 years and 5 mil per season and still nobody will know where in the lineup he fits.

 

[CH1]

You'll get my foot extended in your ass

Ban worthy response

 

[MindzEye]

 

[MindzEye]

Ban worthy response

Light work. I make about a dozen of those an hour when I'm on my game.

 

[LeafGm]

The way I see it, we have 5 options with Kerfoot's money

Maybe after Florida just did with the Staals, we could offer to host a Strome family reunion?

One-year, relatively cheap deals for Dylan & Ryan. And then we could even offer to sign the shitty third Strome to an AHL deal with the Marlies!

 

[CH1]

Maybe after Florida just did with the Staals, we could offer to host a Strome family reunion?

One-year, relatively cheap deals for Dylan & Ryan. And then we could even offer to sign the shitty third Strome to an AHL deal with the Marlies!

Most hockey brothers hate each other — will have to overpay to unite them

 

[Preston]

Maybe after Florida just did with the Staals, we could offer to host a Strome family reunion?

One-year, relatively cheap deals for Dylan & Ryan. And then we could even offer to sign the shitty third Strome to an AHL deal with the Marlies!

And they'll all get max deals in 2023 from Edmonton. Everybody wins!

 

[Artnes]

Maybe after Florida just did with the Staals, we could offer to host a Strome family reunion?

One-year, relatively cheap deals for Dylan & Ryan. And then we could even offer to sign the shitty third Strome to an AHL deal with the Marlies!

Wasted opportunity to not role a Strome-Strome-Strome line

Announcers nightmare

 

[Artnes]