The Fucking Offseason Thread - Why bother waiting?

[zeke]

 

[Preston]

It's too fucking late for damage control. Newtraderumors.com already got the scoop. Alex Kerfoot is the pick!

 

[Wayward DP]

THEY'RE BLUFFING!!! FUCK YOU!!!! BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF BLUF#TEAMKERFOOT

I mean, what else would you expect them to tweet?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I guess I'm glad that they're committed to only discussing new hockey rumors. So many sites out there discuss decade old rumors and I'm sick of it!

Now you're a cog in the big rumor money machine.....

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I'm really rooting for this to be a troll tbh

 

[soco22]

they did??? Even before Dubas acquired McCann??

they taped this before the list came out?

 

[Preston]

I mean, what else would you expect them to tweet?

Not to mention it's obviously a lie. They'd do 3-4 takes max for the leafs.

 

[CH1]

I'm buying the DVD where they pick Carey Price

 

[MindzEye]

So they knew. They knew Seattle would take kerfoot and they’d walk away with Dermott, McCann, Holl, IMO.

If so, I will take back everything bad I said about the Nerd over the last 48 hours

 

[MindzEye]

Fuck it, I'm over here preparing for the Jared McCann era in Toronto

#TheNerdAlwaysKnew
#12DUnderwaterBackgammon

 

[hockeylover]

Misdirection and fake takes seem a little much for Kerfoot vs McCann, so leaning towards that's the real thing but I guess we’ll find out. Doing 5 takes with all different names seems like a lot of effort for such meh picks.

 

[zeke]

boom.

 

[hockeylover]

Lol nice

 

[Preston]

It's over Vincent Lamar Carter.gif

 

[CTheBigPicture]

if I were to 'fake' this, I'd go with the Habs. Price is a big enough name to get every fanbase talking. Kerfoot? meh, just to troll Leafs fans. Other fans couldn't care less about Kerfoot.

 

[CTheBigPicture]

boom.

haha

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

If this is true, The Leafs enter FA with high flexibility, McCann can either be a Kerfoot upgrade or a Hyman downgrade.

 

[Preston]

Nerd is god again. What a roller coaster.

 

[CH1]

Misdirection and fake takes seem a little much for Kerfoot vs McCann, so leaning towards that's the real thing but I guess we’ll find out. Doing 5 takes with all different names seems like a lot of effort for such meh picks.

It really isn't. Ron Francis and his team give absolutely zero fucks about how many hoops the production crew has to go through. If he wanted to wait until tonight to finalize his pick (his right) and I had booked last night to shoot at the market, then it's up to me to make it work. My problem. Not his. Believe me, I've put in a lot more effort for things that matter even less.

Having said all that, I'm inclined to believe this Jack Carroll guy who shot the video despite being told not to.

I would have booked the shoot just after the market closed...or sent someone over to scare him. Now the producer has egg on his face and is in deep shit with his boss.

 

[Wayward DP]

all ye of little faith