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2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

I do truly believe that based on tre's comments, neither party was particularly horny about signing a new contract. So it's not the most groundbreaking tweet from the random podcast account.
 

Is LOF one of the "Mutts"?

All this crying over a fragile, selfish little shit who never delivered the goods when it mattered.

Don't wait for him to tell you. Tell him to fuck off. That should have been the sum and substance of his post-season debrief with management. "Mitch, it's been a slice and we wish you success in your future endeavors. Now pack your shit and get the fuck out. NEXT!"
 



And now we reach the that special time of year where loser nobodies state the obvious and act like it’s insider information that they’re privy to.

And goddamn are these guys playing the fuck out of a tiny violin on Mitch’s behalf.

“Waaaaaahhhhh, Mitchy is the most amazingest human being ever and he looooooooves being a Leaf and WANTED TO STAY SO BAD, but the mEAn lEafS insulted and disrespected him by asking about a trade at the deadline, so now he HAS to leave!?!? Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!”
 
Reality is if you refuse to sign a deal the team (Any team) will ask you if you'd waive the NMC in a trade. Not sure if any of that is true about him being upset, but if it is, fuck him.

Yep

NepoB: "Hey, here's an extension we'd like you to sign"
Mitch: "Nah homes, not enough"
NepoB: "k, cool....will you waive your NMC for a trade to a place that is interested in signing you?"
Mitch: "How dare you?"
 
Always wanted to be a Leaf, never wanted to leave though, per LOF

Mitch's representation (so by extension, Mitch himself) has always been as cynical as fuck when dealing with the organization. Has always wanted top dollar, has always been willing to leverage whatever they can to get it. This is no different. Does Mitch actually want to be here? I don't see any proof of that beyond the Leafs being the team that can pay him the most money. I don't think he actually cares where he plays if it was for the 8x14 that he wants.

It's been a few years so I get if people have forgotten....but their first negotiations was a shitshow that soured a lot of the fanbase on Mitch for a while. He repaired some of the good will over time, but only some.
 
Mitch's representation (so by extension, Mitch himself) has always been as cynical as fuck when dealing with the organization. Has always wanted top dollar, has always been willing to leverage whatever they can to get it. This is no different. Does Mitch actually want to be here? I don't see any proof of that beyond the Leafs being the team that can pay him the most money. I don't think he actually cares where he plays if it was for the 8x14 that he wants.
Yup and the worst coached athlete in regards to handling the media I have ever seen
 
It's funny but it's actually the opposite...16 has gotten entirely too much belief and respect in Toronto for what he's done.


Yeah, that’s really the most grating part.

He’s had tons of underserved praise, adoration & adulation heaped on top of him during his time here, was given an extension that paid him an AAV $2M+ in excess of any reasonably comparable player at the time, head coaches (aside from Babcock) that have been terrified to say a single critical word about him in public or force him to play a single shift apart from his BFF & chosen linemate. And they even came up with a silly letter rotation to slap an underserved “A” on his jersey.

Even so, this pouty little pisspants constantly feels slighted.
 
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