2025-2026 Off Season Thread - The Rehappening

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Leafs need to get back to the basics.

A diet of Labatt 50s, a pack of Export Port A greens, and shoveling horse shit

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And slapping his wife around. Really develops the reflexes.

 

[Wayward DP]

Leafs need to get back to the basics.

A diet of Labatt 50s, a pack of Export Port A greens, and shoveling horse shit

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Hire all the Sutters, too, as character developers

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

double murder fake suicide, move to mexico under a new name, maybe if you're down.

Oooh, am i the fake suicide?

 

[Wayward DP]

Easton cowen doesn’t get kicked in the head by horses. He kicks horses in the head.

He just turns sideways and his cock knocks the horses away

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Easton Cowang. tm

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Me too.

Of course, I am old enough to remember a Leaf cup victory

You got me there. I was wasn't even 18 months old yet.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Hire all the Sutters, too, as character developers

Send all the rookies to work on the Sutter farm all summer.

 

[zeke]

Not with those legs he doesn't.

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[Volcanologist]

let's hope he grows. looked about 14 last time.

 

[mbow30]

let's hope he grows. looked about 14 last time.

Yep

 

[mbow30]

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The Mitch Marner build.

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[thehabhater]

It is full of foam...

 

[zeke]

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Props to whoever it is on the far left wearing the Expos cap.

 

[zeke]

 

[thehabhater]

Mitch reccomending his Las Vegas Realtor.

 

[zeke]

 

[thehabhater]

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It is all in the calves...