Around the League 2019-2024 Edition

[LeafGm]

Good. I don't want him having the record. He can't lace The Great Ones skates.

Sadly, even if Putin’s little bitch has truly fallen off a cliff, the Caps organization will keep rolling out his corpse on their first power-play unit for however many more seasons it takes to pass Gretzky’s record.

And even if he only scores 20 this year and in each of the next two remaining seasons on his contract, that’d still get him right to the doorstep of Gretzky’s record—only 12 goals away.

A career-ending injury is the only thing that’ll stop him at this point.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

He’ll turn it on and get going soon enough.

 

[axlsalinger]

View: https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1731327599454908848?s=20

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1731327599454908848?s=20

he's a great coach.

 

[MindzEye]

he's a great coach.

For a year or two, yeah

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

For a year or two, yeah

at a certain point teams tune him out.

You need to hire him at the exact right time to get the most out of him

 

[MindzEye]

at a certain point teams tune him out.

You need to hire him at the exact right time to get the most out of him

Yeah. Us absolutely right now is the ideal. Where for 2-3 years he gets the absolute most out of the team until it's time to fire him because he's called Paul Marner a cunt one too many times to Mitch's face.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Yeah. Us absolutely right now is the ideal. Where for 2-3 years he gets the absolute most out of the team until it's time to fire him because he's called Paul Marner a cunt one too many times to Mitch's face.

There is absolutely no way some of the disappearing acts would by M/M would fly under torts.

Torts would call them out, and get a phone call from Paul Marner, who in turn would be absolutely be torn to shreds

 

[MindzEye]

Then key to hiring Torts is that you do it after you have everyone important locked into new contracts that will out live Torts.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I think Torts does better in a lower media market though, even NY and PHI are low key relative to Vancouver where he crashed and burned. Toronto might be a nightmare, but it sure would be entertaining to see him field a dumbass question from Steve Simmons

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Then key to hiring Torts is that you do it after you have everyone important locked into new contracts that will out live Torts.

and dont mention torts when negotiating said contracts

 

[MindzEye]

I think Torts does better in a lower media market though, even NY and PHI are low key relative to Vancouver where he crashed and burned. Toronto might be a nightmare, but it sure would be entertaining to see him field a dumbass question from Steve Simmons

Vancouver is a clown show organization though. If Torts had Shanny's backing, he could do his whole routine here, probably fight a reporter or two and be just fine.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Vancouver is a clown show organization though. If Torts had Shanny's backing, he could do his whole routine here, probably fight a reporter or two and be just fine.

If you could handpick one reporter for Torts to fight, who you taking?

 

[MindzEye]

If you could handpick one reporter for Torts to fight, who you taking?

Too easy

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1731519023509029370?s=20

 

[LeafOfFaith]

No more trades with LA.

 

[Cojo]

I'm sure the team we've traded away over the years is quite talented.

 

[zeke]

I'm sure the team we've traded away over the years is quite talented.

Moore --- Kadri --- Verhaeghe
Marchment --- Engvall --- Kapanen
Grundstrom --- Barabanov --- Brown
Martin

Sandin --- Durzi
Dermott --- Zaitsev

Mrazek
Reimer
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[LeafOfFaith]

Add players we lost or let go?

Hyman top of that list.

 

[worm]

Add players we lost or let go?

Hyman top of that list.

No respect for Campbell eh