Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[CH1]

Find a mexican place that has birria available in the morning. You're in LA, should be super easy to find.

and no, don't ask me (or them) what's in it. Just do it and thank me. Order a few proper mexican quesadillas (not the tex mex shit, just mixtamal/maseca and cheese) and dunk those motherfuckers in the birria.

Birria dunking is like poutine for me —tastes way better when hammered after midnight

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Never got hungover if I went to Chinatown on my way to bed

That's why the Burger King that used to be at Steeles and Bathurst was our spot after a night out at 3 am or whenever it was that they closed.

 

[CH1]

Uh, what if you don't remember how you got to bed?

That’s when one should inquire about AA (not Alex Anthoupoulous)

 

[Artnes]

This was a game changer for me.

 

[MindzEye]

Birria dunking is like poutine for me —tastes way better when hammered after midnight

God tier in the morning as well. The broth hits harder late at night, but the quesadillas carry it in the morning.

Or just say fuck it and order the chilaquilles mas piquante con mas salsa, dos huevos y mas frioles.

 

[MindzEye]

This was a game changer for me.

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Or travel with a nurse.

Went to a buddies wedding in mexico a few months before covid (she's the nurse). She had her new husband on an IV the morning after the wedding. Quick trip down to la farmacia in the morning and the motherfucker was right as rain by 2pm

 

[Habsy]

Step 1: Make sure your bum isn't sore

That's it.

Uh, what if it's always sore?

 

[MindzEye]

Uh, what if it's always sore?

Maybe skip the sauna at the men's club for a week or two and let it heal up?

 

[Habsy]

This was a game changer for me.

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Awesome. I'm going to try that when working outside in the fucking brutal heat

 

[Habsy]

Maybe skip the sauna at the men's club for a week or two and let it heal up?

I have to sell my sauna now?

 

[Artnes]

Or travel with a nurse.

Went to a buddies wedding in mexico a few months before covid (she's the nurse). She had her new husband on an IV the morning after the wedding. Quick trip down to la farmacia in the morning and the motherfucker was right as rain by 2pm

Sister in law is an ER nurse in Florida and she always has a few bags on hand for her and the husband.

20 mins and you're ready to destroy your liver again

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I have to sell my sauna now?

Rent bro.

 

[MindzEye]

Sister in law is an ER nurse in Florida and she always has a few bags on hand for her and the husband.

20 mins and you're ready to destroy your liver again

They're just clutch. Not that I demolish myself like that anymore on account of being old and boring, but still.

 

[The Green Hornet]

I've always wondered how alcoholics can wake up and keep drinking. If I have a hangover, I feel like I want to die before I take another drink, so it would make sense that more drinking lessens the pain, and so more drinking begets more drinking.

If you just stay drunk all the time you can't get a hang over.

 

[Artnes]

Uh, what if it's always sore?

You're doing it wrong

 

[mbow30]

They're just clutch. Not that I demolish myself like that anymore on account of being old and boring, but still.

Too many 3am forum ice battles to be had to plaster yourself six ways to your mother In laws room.

 

[mbow30]

That's why the Burger King that used to be at Steeles and Bathurst was our spot after a night out at 3 am or whenever it was that they closed.

Stumble out and you can be at kivas for opening at 4.

 

[MindzEye]

We should have punted this no talent cunt when we had the chance.


View: https://x.com/TLNdc/status/1809336423721426956

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

We should have punted this no talent cunt when we had the chance.


View: https://x.com/TLNdc/status/1809336423721426956

He replaces Gregor.

 

[Habsy]

And alotta cock

I went to school with her sister Mora