Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[zeke]

President: 10yr Career, 97pt pace, 1yr past 1st round, 0yrs past 2nd round, with elite drafted core

--> hires (without interviewing anyone else)

GM: 10yr Career, 94pt pace, 2yrs past 1st round, 0yrs past 2nd round

--> hires (without interviewing anyone else)

Coach: 8yr Career, 96pt pace, 2yrs past 1st round, 1yr past 2nd round

 

[hockeylover]

That little tidbit about Berube bringing a former NHL headcoach with him as an assistant, I wonder if that was McLellan and they didn't actually interview anyone else for the head coach gig?

 

[zeke]

 

[Leafin']

Trees star is on the rise.

Yikes

 

[hockeylover]

the fuck you mean, star on the rise.

 

[leafman101]

Its ok. Pelley will fire them next offseason, and the new GM will keep Berube, then fire him a year after that.

 

[hockeylover]

we're starting to feel awfully... waffle-y again.

 

[Preston]

Holy fuck star on the rise

 

[Preston]

View: https://twitter.com/LeafsSeason/status/1790017902390718777?t=dBZTBwWkGAz5-f26K7l3FA&s=19

Get ready for some of this. This is what you get when you hire an ex goon with a bad temper for a coach. Fuck it. We'll do it live.

 

[MindzEye]

There's only one star on the rise in Toronto at the moment

 

[Killer93]

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://twitter.com/LeafsSeason/status/1790017902390718777?t=dBZTBwWkGAz5-f26K7l3FA&s=19

Get ready for some of this. This is what you get when you hire an ex goon with a bad temper for a coach. Fuck it. We'll do it live.

The rock hard erection 95% of Toronto fans have for running our best players out of town over and over is amazing.

 

[Hoss]

Uhmmm. Some of our stars need to be talked to like that. WGAF about your feelings when you make 11-13 million a season.

 

[hockeylover]

Uhmmm. Some of our stars need to be talked to like that. WGAF about your feelings when you make 11-13 million a season.

Do you just mean Marner here or what.

 

[Volcanologist]

The rock hard erection 95% of Toronto fans have for running our best players out of town over and over is amazing.

and this time, they're legit elite talents in their prime

I'm sure we'll get a couple of gudpros who jerk off right and stand in the right spot for Mitch. even these two rando Flyer fan youtubers get what's going on here (go to 5:50)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Jb9zOLe6c&pp=ygUPZmx5ZXJzICsgbWFybmVy

 

[worm]

But why can't auston just score more goals?

Because he had a virus/concussion.

 

[MindzEye]

Could you imagine a Leaf fan who looks like that, making fun of toughness like this? From Philly, a city that allegedly idolizes gud pro toughness?

It's crazy how stupid our media and fanbase is for the alleged centre of the hockey world. Bunch of lunch box idiots.

 

[MindzEye]

I watched the rest of that Flyer podcast.....I haven't seen a single Leaf podcast that intelligent.

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[leafman101]

Friedman (Tree) said that last year the Leafs were looking for the best possible dman they could get for Willy, and they'll look for the same thing for Marner. Didn't find a good deal for Willy though.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://twitter.com/LeafsSeason/status/1790017902390718777?t=dBZTBwWkGAz5-f26K7l3FA&s=19

Get ready for some of this. This is what you get when you hire an ex goon with a bad temper for a coach. Fuck it. We'll do it live.

This fucking mug.