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No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

Dude's 31 and had a double hip surgery already. If he's in distress walking onto a plane ya it's probably a good idea to shut him down. Take the money and chill on Robidas island or risk not being able to walk at 40, seems like the choice is obvious
 
JackBurton said:
If you randomly name Buffalo and vancouver and ignore all else, you can make an arguments Leafs don't have assets to get Zadorov...


View: https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1727377753933324418
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Cliff notes on this 3000 word essay so no one has to make the mistake I did and skim this:

-Leafs have been linked to noted tough Russian masculine man Zadorov. Some have been calling him a star d man ever since the Leafs became interested. Accordingly, he or any other dman will cost everything.

-The Leafs have no draft picks, so they're fucked. Unless they empty the cupboards, in which case they're also fucked, just in the future. Here are two random teams with way more draft picks than the Leafs to show you how fucked they are.

-The Leafs have no prospect depth. So they're fucked. Just look at how few picks they've made compared to this one rebuilding team. Bonus shot: Colorado and Vegas didn't make many picks lately either, but they won cups...toronto won one round lulz

-Conclusion: Toronto is fucked and can't upgrade, and also their future is fucked.

Bonus add on!: Willy is gonna get paid, means the Leafs cap is fucked.
 
hockeylover said:

View: https://x.com/domluszczyszyn/status/1727727984943968597?s=46&t=moEoHBmqH0l4NE3F_49J3Q

Can’t open what’s this say we are. Do I want to know?
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Methodology there is quite good.

Leafs aren't in the bottom half and that's not too surprising really:

Nylander 538gms, .85ppg --- Matthews 498gms, 1.13ppg --- Marner 524gms, 1.10ppg
Verhaeghe 273gms, .70ppg --- Kadri 840gms, .69ppg --- Brown 460gms, .47ppg
Johnsson 259gms, .45ppg --- Holmberg 44gms, .30ppg --- Engvall 261gms, .39ppg
Grundstrom 203gms, .31ppg --- Carrick 182gms, .24ppg --- Hayes 334gms, .33ppg
(Joshua 140gms, .26ppg --- McKegg 233gms, .17ppg --- Leivo 265gms, .35ppg)
(Toninato 169gms, .18ppg --- Gauthier 178gms, .17ppg)

Rielly 736gms, .58ppg --- Durzi 155gms, .50ppg
Sandin 175gms, .38ppg --- Liljegren 151gms, .29ppg
Gunnarsson 629gms, 1.22ppg --- Schenn 934gms, .21ppg
(Dermott 289gms, .19ppg --- Pateryn 290gms, .15ppg)

Woll 21gms, .917
Sparks 40gms, .899​
 
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