No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

[axlsalinger]

Tom Hanks version of Preston avoids hearing this sad news

that's the guy spending a year living inside Union Station avoiding all tvs and newspapers?

 

[CH1]

that's the guy spending a year living inside Union Station avoiding all tvs and newspapers?

SPOILER >>> Hanks Presty does have a TV...and watches the Leafs win the Cup...that's how the movie ends

so yeah, he finds out about the pizza pizza deal but only later during a broadcast, so it doesn't derail his entire Tuesday (and most of Wednesday) productivity

 

[trujaysfan]

Perry on unconditional waivers for contract termination.

 

[Cojo]

That rumour has to be true

 

[CH1]

From Athletic

The one number regarding the current top line of Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner and Knies I’ve been unable to shake: The line has produced just 23.2 shots per 60 minutes according to Evolving Hockey.

Eight trios have played at least 30 minutes for the Leafs this season. Only one — the unproductive fourth line of Kämpf, Reaves and Noah Gregor — has managed fewer shots per hour (22.9) and just barely.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

That rumour has to be true

Until anyone in the Hawks org denies it

Perry fucked his mom.

Im also pretty sure Bedard hasnt scored since Perry fucked his mom

 

[LeafOfFaith]

If you can just terminate a contract whenever you want to with no repercussions, why don’t we do it all the time with any bad contract we ever sign?

 

[leafman101]

They have to breach the no fucking moms clause.

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

They have to breach the no fucking moms clause.

Pretty sure he could fuck Jason Dickinson's mom and be okay.

Certain moms are off limits.

 

[trujaysfan]

Rumors of sexual activity on the board again... let hope people don't get sued this time.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/itsmitchmarney/status/1729594807486455830?s=20

 

[JackBurton]

Rumors of sexual activity on the board again... let hope people don't get sued this time.

Wayward Ditch Pigs!

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/markhmasters/status/1729625879452451168?s=20

wow what a weird thing for a coach to do.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

I will admit to being hot for Rachel Hunter back then after this video. Super hot. Damn, still does it for me.

 

[Leafin']

Bring back Maurice!

pizza pizza is probably the worst pizza in the world.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

You guys are fucking mental.

9 out of 10 random pizza places are worse than pizza pizza.

 

[CH1]

Maybe if you’re dining in North Korea

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

You guys are fucking mental.

9 out of 10 random pizza places are worse than pizza pizza.

Worst take youve ever had.

The only pizza worse than pizza pizza is maybe litte caesers.

 

[hockeylover]

... okay I'm gonna put my hand up and admit I still have little caesars every now and then.

is it good pizza? no, but it hits the nostalgia spot.