No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

[MyNameIsJonas]

I see comedic standards have dropped even further.

retired.

 

[Volcanologist]

retired to join LOF's law firm as his intern

 

[MindzEye]

I figured he came back from illness, we saw him skate and assumed anyone that slow must still be sick and sent him home.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

He has scurvy

 

[Volcanologist]

CRAids

anyone who's had to deal with them knows of what I speak

 

[LeafOfFaith]

retired to join LOF's law firm as his intern

Then I quit.

 

[mbow30]

JT only playing road games in US here on out.

 

[Killer93]

View: https://twitter.com/dalter/status/1759263275038990422?t=IjlFZ8hjyUaAM7598p0ltQ&s=19

Keefe gonna Keefe and put JT right back at 2C

 

[Feyd]

View: https://twitter.com/SNstats/status/1759027428242948154

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://twitter.com/dalter/status/1759263275038990422?t=IjlFZ8hjyUaAM7598p0ltQ&s=19

Keefe gonna Keefe and put JT right back at 2C

Madness when he has Kampf to deploy.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/jonassiegel/status/1759269229214204313?s=20

 

[mbow30]

Holy shit just take JT off the unit u dumb queef

 

[Killer93]

Holy shit just take JT off the unit u dumb queef

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/nhl-sport-hockey-coach-e1GG6ls7jqkorVDGH3

 

[zeke]

Last 5 seasons goal paces

1. Matthews 60gls (321gms)
2. Pastrnak 51gls (327gms) -15%
3. Draisaitl 50gls (338gms) -17%
4. McDavid 49gls (331gms) -18%
5. Ovechkin 47gls (313gms) -22%

Even Strength

1. Matthews 44gls (321gms)
2. Pastrnak 33gls (327gms) -25%
3. McDavid 33gls (331gms) -25%
4. Ovechkin 31gls (313gms) -30%
5. MacKinnon 31gls (309gms) -30%



Since Matthews' 1st year

1. Matthews 53gls (533gms)
2. Pastrnak 46gls (550gms) -13%
3. Ovechkin 46gls (558gms) -13%
4. McDavid 44gls (573gms) -17%
5. Draisaitl 44gls (580gms) -17%

Even Strength

1. Matthews 40gls (533gms)
2. McDavid 32gls (573gms) -20%
3. Pastrnak 30gls (550gms) -25%
4. Ovechkin 29gls (558gms) -28%
5. Kucherov 29gls (488gms) -28%



Career Active

1. Matthews 53gls (533gms)
2. Ovechkin 49gls (1397gms) -8%
3. Kaprizov 44gls (250gms) -17%
4. McDavid 43gls (618gms) -19%
5. Pastrnak 43gls (647gms) -19%

Even Strength

1. Matthews 40gls (533gms)
2. McDavid 32gls (618gms) -20%
3. Ovechkin 31gls (1397gms) -23%
4. Kaprizov 29gls (250gms) -28%
5. Pastrnak 28gls (647gms) -30%

 

[Cojo]

GOAT

 

[Preston]

View: https://twitter.com/tavmarnythews/status/1759592548681551921?t=StgZwctFeoQykH11kmQGxw&s=19


May or may not be hoping Mo serves the entire suspension

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Interesting if true. Like what, two 2nds or something?

Why waste them though? Go for Hanifin.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Interesting if true. Like what, two 2nds or something?

Why waste them though? Go for Hanifin.

they dont have 2nds

 

[MindzEye]

they dont have 2nds

Yup, if EF is right, I'm going to bet that's the Isles 3rd and conditional 5th from the Hawks that we're offering. Which would honestly restore a bit of faith in Pizza Boy if that's our offer. That's probably Tanev's actual value.

 

[Leafin']

Tanev for cheap would be decent.

Would prefer to Go for someone better. Someone here for the long term.