No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

[Preston]

We are in agreement there. But in fairness, I've been working nonstop since Friday while still not feeling so great, so...

No, that isn't really an excuse considering how much I love that man.

Have you tried coke yet?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Have you tried coke yet?

Not yet. Saving that as a last resort.

 

[zeke]

Eraserhead?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Eraserhead?

Also negatory, but...

I have Rick and Morty reruns as my go to whenever I turn on the tv, and there was a funny line in an episode that had new meaning to me since those discussions. Now I can't remember the exact line, but Rick says something like he watched a few David Lynch movies just so that he could tell his stupid friends who don't stop talking about him that he did.

 

[Artnes]

So what I have gathered from the last 2 weeks here is Mindz hates Knies and hot women from the 90s.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

So what I have gathered from the last 2 weeks here is Mindz hates Knies and hot women from the 90s.

Yeah, he sends his own shit in the mail to Brooke Shields.

 

[CH1]

We are in agreement there. But in fairness, I've been working nonstop since Friday while still not feeling so great, so...

No, that isn't really an excuse considering how much I love that man.

No Excuses No Limits!​

 

[Wayward DP]

Although I will say that in the first paragraph of my last post, I clearly forgot that Mats Sundin existed, so let's just say in the past 15 years.

Or we can say only two other Leaf centers in the last 50 years or whatever it's been.

Was gonna say

 

[hockeylover]

M.e: "Knies will likely cap out as a 25-30 goal/~60 points very good and valuable 2 way winger"

You: wHy dO U H8 HIm so MuCH???

I do think your original projection for him of "a 40-55 guy who hits" from your receipts you posted the other day is something he's going to probably do in his first full year with no PP time.

 

[Wayward DP]

HL > ME > LOF > Tavares

 

[hockeylover]

Woll's starting tonight, right?

Better be.

 

[trujaysfan]

Woll's starting tonight, right?

Better be.

I believe I saw that he was starting.

 

[Wayward DP]

Woll's starting tonight, right?

Better be.

yeah Keefer announced this on Sat

 

[MindzEye]

I do think your original projection for him of "a 40-55 guy who hits" from your receipts you posted the other day is something he's going to probably do in his first full year with no PP time.

He might, we'll see.

 

[zeke]

NHL Forward PP TOI/gm Leaders

1. Ovechkin 5:51
2. Bunting 5:37
3. Norris 5:31
4. Aho 5:27
5. Bedard 5:19
6. Jarvis 5:11
7. Keller 5:02
8. Tkachuk 4:55
9. Perry 4:55
10. Donato 4:53


Leafs

1. Matthews 3:49
2. Marner 3:49
3. Nylander 3:43
4. Tavares 3:40
5. Bertuzzi 0:59

 

[MindzEye]

NHL Forward PP TOI/gm Leaders

1. Ovechkin 5:51
2. Bunting 5:37
3. Norris 5:31
4. Aho 5:27
5. Bedard 5:19
6. Jarvis 5:11
7. Keller 5:02
8. Tkachuk 4:55
9. Perry 4:55
10. Donato 4:53


Leafs

1. Matthews 3:49
2. Marner 3:49
3. Nylander 3:43
4. Tavares 3:40
5. Bertuzzi 0:59

Life is good in Carolina for The Cunt.

 

[hockeylover]

what do we gotta do to get some goddamn powerplays around here.

 

[zeke]

what do we gotta do to get some goddamn powerplays around here.

Domi Bertuzzi Reaves are doing their best to take dumb penalties but we're still not getting the make ups.

 

[hockeylover]

pretty much bottom 5 almost every year since we drafted matthews.

 

[Feyd]

what do we gotta do to get some goddamn powerplays around here.

If it's going to be a close game, they've got to get the PP's early before game management kicks in.

Tampa's game the other night was a perfect example, they were even able to squeeze a bonus 5-on-3 out of it.