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No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

Kind of. Depends.

Would need the vast majority of those assists to primary, and dominant nerdies with hilariously bad shooting luck for it to not be a bad season

Goals > Primary Apple >> Secondary Apple
 
He'd mostly be a cockblock on a team that already has defensive deficiencies. His best attribute is always gonna be the powerplay so that's not exactly required on the Leafs. He's likely a net negative 5 on 5. Never made much sense for me at any salary.
 
Remember when Cherry was angry the Leafs draft Nylander over the strapping Ontario boy Nick Ritchie?


One of the all-time funny Cherry clips on so many levels.

  • The sheer magnitude of the quality gap between Nylander and Ritchie.

  • How quickly it became apparent Cherry was completely wrong.

  • Nylander & Ritchie continuing to get better & worse respectively by leaps and bounds with each passing year.

  • Ritchie ending up on the Leafs anyway but then being so shitty he got salary dumped partway through the first year of a multi-year deal.

  • Cherry angrily declaring in that clip “I bet you (Nylander supporters) think Ritchie’s just a big dummy”, and then Ritchie turning out to be, in fact, the dictionary definition of a “big dummy” in the NHL.

  • Cherry’s assumption that because Ritchie was big and Canadian, he was tough, when he is in fact pound-for-pound one of the softest and laziest NHL players I’ve ever seen.
 
multi year


If that is the case, then it’s pretty clear his motivation is to land one more big payout before his career’s done, rather than chase another Cup.

Which is fine (though I question why a guy with $115M+ in career earnings needs to do that), but he can go do that somewhere else, thanks.
 
From that Athletic Bergman article, he basically forced them to take Willy because he thought he was the most skilled player in the draft. They never considered Ritchie. It was Willy or Ehlers
 
From that Athletic Bergman article, he basically forced them to take Willy because he thought he was the most skilled player in the draft. They never considered Ritchie. It was Willy or Ehlers


If it was actually up to Nonis, I bet we would’ve picked Ritchie.

Thankfully Shanahan had arrived by that point, and he obviously deferred to Bergman and/or instructed them to draft for skill.

And it’s kind of funny how things have turned out for Ehlers. For his first handful of years in the NHL, he was neck-and-neck with Willy in terms of production. But as of the past few years, it’s not even close anymore.
 
He'd mostly be a cockblock on a team that already has defensive deficiencies. His best attribute is always gonna be the powerplay so that's not exactly required on the Leafs. He's likely a net negative 5 on 5. Never made much sense for me at any salary.
I just assume the leafs were used to get the price because it makes little sense
 
2014 Draft Career

C Draisaitl (#3, 28): 653gms, 20:29, 39gl/96pt pace
W Pastrnak (#25, 27): 607gms, 17:54, 42gl/87pt pace
W Nylander (#8, 27): 536gms, 17:14, 29gl/70pt pace

C Point (#79, 27): 515gms, 18:58, 36gl/77pt pace
W Ehlers (#9, 27): 538gms, 16:33, 27gl/62pt pace
W Reinhart (#2, 28): 629gms, 18:21, 27gl/61pt pace

C Larkin (#15, 27): 599gms, 19:19, 25gl/62pt pace
W Fiala (#11, 27): 502gms, 16:03, 24gl/60pt pace
W Schmaltz (#20, 27): 442gms, 17:13, 19gl/58pt pace

C Bennett (#4, 27): 549gms, 14:57, 18gl/36pt pace
W Tuch (#18, 27): 392gms, 16:51, 24gl/56pt pace
W Bunting (#117, 28): 202gms, 15:40, 24gl/55pt pace
W Arvidsson (#112, 30): 528gms,16:42, 27gl/54pt pace


D Toews (#108, 29): 330gms, 23:01, 10gl/48pt pace
D Ekblad (#1, 27): 625gms, 23:00, 14gl/43pt pace

D Montour (#55, 29): 454gms, 20:43, 11gl/40pt pace
D Sanheim (#17, 27): 432gms, 20:32, 7gl/29pt pace

D Forsling (#126, 27): 333gms, 20:12, 9gl/31pt pace
D DeAngelo (#19, 28): 355gms, 19:18, 11gl/48pt pace
D Pettersson (#38, 27): 376gms, 17:39, 2gl/23pt pace


G Shesterkin (#118, 28): 166gms, .923sv%
G Sorokin (#78, 28): 146gms, .922sv%
G Demko (#36, 28): 179gms, .912sv%




This Year + Last Year

C Draisaitl (#3, 28): 95gms, 21:45, 50gl/129pt pace
W Pastrnak (#25, 27): 97gms, 19:33, 61gl/116pt pace
W Nylander (#8, 27): 97gms, 18:41, 42gl/92pt pace

C Point (#79, 27): 98gms, 19:44, 48gl/95pt pace
W Fiala (#11, 27): 83gms, 17:36, 25gl/85pt pace
W Tuch (#18, 27): 87gms, 19:02, 38gl/84pt pace

C Larkin (#15, 27): 95gms, 19:36, 32gl/83pt pace
W Reinhart (#2, 28): 97gms, 19:56, 36gl/76pt pace
W Schmaltz (#20, 27): 78gms, 19:48, 27gl/75pt pace

C Bennett (#4, 27): 66gms, 17:13, 20gl/50pt pace
W Kempe (#29, 27): 96gms, 18:48, 41gl/71pt pace
W McCann (#24, 27): 96gms, 16:25, 40gl/68pt pace
W Ehlers (#9, 27): 60gms, 15:29, 22gl/63pt pace


D Toews (#108, 29): 95gms, 24:48, 8gl/51pt pace
D Montour (#55, 29): 80gms, 24:08, 16gl/75pt pace

D Forsling (#126, 27): 97gms, 23:30, 13gl/39pt pace
D Ekblad (#1, 27): 71gms, 23:24, 16gl/44pt pace

D Sanheim (#17, 27): 97gms, 21:20, 8gl/31pt pace
D DeAngelo (#19, 28): 85gms, 21:02, 12gl/47pt pace
D Pettersson (#38, 27): 82gms, 20:42, 1gl/28pt pace


G Sorokin (#78, 28): 82gms, .922sv%
G Shesterkin (#118, 28): 66gms, .916sv%
G Demko (#36, 28): 43gms, .909sv%



Of course it's the Bruins and Bolts that have to ruin our party. Willy a great pick and the right pick, but then they have to go steal those two much later.
 
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