One or two excuses & probably quite limited! The "ah fuck, here we go again" playoff thread

[MindzEye]

ME will still want to fire everyone a few hours after the parade (and I don't disagree)

I think I just nutted thinking about that.

 

[mbow30]

I'm still short but the discussion here today probably makes it likely that they're gonna win the cup and Tavares is getting the Conn Smythe.

ME better enjoy his victory lap today because he's about to look real dumb.

TAVARES HAS A PIANO ON HIS BACK

 

[LeafOfFaith]

ME will still want to fire everyone a few hours after the parade (and I don't disagree)

That would be the worst part of a cup win, that it would buy these guys the rest of the Matty years to fuck up more on the basis of one lucky win.

If we have any chance of winning not just once, but multiple times, they gotta go. I wish they'd fire them all tonight in the hopes of lighting a fire under the team this series.

 

[Slinger 48]

It's gonna be so funny when they beat the bruins 3 straight and go on a #titlerun

Where you getting your weed?

 

[Preston]

Meth. It's crystal meth.

 

[MindzEye]

Let's be real. We all knew.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

He's probably gets from the same guy Brodie does.

It would also explain Preston's other prediction

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

You know, I agree with a lot of shit you say on various topics.

Educating Leafs fans is quite a fucking stretch though.

Not all of them. As Strother Martin famously said in Cool Hand Luke, 'Some men you just can't reach."

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

It's gonna be so funny when they beat the bruins 3 straight and go on a #titlerun

The doctor will see you now, Mr. Preston.

 

[Wayward DP]

Meth. It's crystal meth.

This explains so mucho

 

[hockeylover]

View: https://x.com/TheOakLeafs/status/1785275221261389995

 

[Killer93]

#firmhandshakes #rispeck

 

[LeafGm]

May respect abound in thy handshake line. Amen.

 

[leafman101]

View: https://x.com/jtbourne/status/1785736330850304156?s=46


Sammy blew 11 games this year and 45% of his starts were bad.

The Leafs analytics department either is shit, or they don’t listen to them.

 

[zeke]

GSAx

VGK +6.99 --- DAL -0.15 ---> VGK +7.14 (4gms, 2-2)
NYR +3.16 --- WSH -3.72 ---> NYR +6.88 (4gms, 4-0)
BOS +6.64 --- TOR +0.08 ---> BOS +6.56 (5gms, 3-2)
COL -0.94 --- WPG -6.19 ---> COL +5.25 (5gms, 4-1)
EDM +0.45 --- LAK -3.14 ---> EDM +3.59 (4gms, 3-1)
CAR +1.92 --- NYI +0.62 ---> CAR +1.30 (5gms, 4-1)
FLA +1.97 --- TBL +0.98 ---> FLA +0.99 (5gms, 4-1)
VAN +0.85 --- NSH +0.39 ---> VAN +0.46 (5gms, 3-2)

 

[zeke]

vegas is starting Hill tonight for the first time. not sure that's the right move.

 

[LeafGm]

Man, I’d so like to see Vegas get bounced in the first round. Cheating fucks, and the most spoiled fanbase in the history of North American professional sports.

 

[Volcanologist]

Man, I’d so like to see Vegas get bounced in the first round. Cheating fucks, and the most spoiled fanbase in the history of North American professional sports.

ya but I'd trade our management for theirs in a heartbeat. owner too...you ever heard him talk?

 

[MindzEye]

Man, I’d so like to see Vegas get bounced in the first round. Cheating fucks, and the most spoiled fanbase in the history of North American professional sports.

Honestly, I admire that they walked right into the league and showed how hilariously bad the state of management in the NHL is.

No hard feelings here.

 

[zeke]

fuck we really should be winning.

shout our to our coach's favorite 4th line checking line, of course.