OT: Coronavirus Resources - and other things to not worry about

[mbow30]

too late pfizer it is.

Did they also inject it through the penis? That’s what they did for my booster

 

[SundinsTooth]

Surprised at this to be honest. Not surprised he got it, but surprised that they would mention it, and then be honest about it.

 

[Preston]

HOPIUM ALERT! HOPIUM ALERT!​

A thread:


I may not get a vaccine in my arm but I'll take a crisp injection of hopium.

 

[MindzEye]

Surprised at this to be honest. Not surprised he got it, but surprised that they would mention it, and then be honest about it.

He has no filter or internal ability to not puke out whatever hits his seriously declined mind.

 

[hockeylover]

 

[hockeylover]

Ottawa Public Health tweeting they cannot keep up with the testing demand, encouraging everyone to try rapid tests or just isolate as if they had Covid.

We're gonna reach our testing capacity limit well before the peak of this, I'd say.

 

[Preston]

We might just about be there already quite frankly

 

[trujaysfan]

Didn't dr Moore say they were saving the testing for congregate settings and best of luck to anyone else

 

[MindzEye]

So we'll figure this all out 2-3 weeks after Quebec, as is tradition, right?

 

[hockeylover]

We might just about be there already quite frankly

It looks like it. Positivity went up from 8 to 10ish today.

 

[MindzEye]

Didn't dr Moore say they were saving the testing for congregate settings and best of luck to anyone else

Good to know that we spent our month wisely in preparation for this...

 

[axlsalinger]

Did they also inject it through the penis? That’s what they did for my booster

I think that may have been a fake vaccine clinic

 

[Preston]

So we'll be largely flying blind. But we aren't necessarily alone. Denmark has had the equivalent of 25,000-30,000 cases per day in Ontario and it appears they've reached capacity. Granted, their world leading daily testing capacity is about 9x Ontario's.

 

[Volcanologist]

Did they also inject it through the penis? That’s what they did for my booster

...which one??? did you get to pick

 

[Aberdeen]

Rapid tests are the only thing that matter now.

 

[MindzEye]

Rapid tests are the only thing that matter now.

But I'm not out of smirnoff ice yet, how will I get my hands on one?

 

[MindzEye]

So we'll be largely flying blind. But we aren't necessarily alone. Denmark has had the equivalent of 25,000-30,000 cases per day in Ontario and it appears they've reached capacity. Granted, their world leading daily testing capacity is about 9x Ontario's.

What a fucking clown show this province is under the conservatives.

It's not like we've had 2 years and billions of dollars thrown at us by the federal piggy bank to prepare or anything.

 

[Preston]

Hey our capacity is just about tied with the US. So it can't be that bad can it? That's a super powerful country with a Democrat president!!!

 

[Preston]

Omicron might be fucking with the rapid tests too anyway




If you're symptomatic and test negative, play it safe and stay home. Note that throat swabs have a higher rate of false positives so that's not ironclad either.

 

[MindzEye]

Hey our capacity is just about tied with the US. So it can't be that bad can it? That's a super powerful country with a Democrat president!!!