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OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

Habsy said:
You are really out to lunch you know.

You continued to call me by other names in an attempt to mask your idiocy in not getting a joke that my dog just rolled his eyes at.

You kept it alive

I warned you again

Then you got what you got.

That's what happened. This isn't about a joke being funny or not, this is about you constantly doubling down. Then you egg on as you did then you cry like a bitch.

There's nothing digital here brother, ask those here that know me, I'll do this to your face. No problem.
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As we both know, I got the joke almost immediately. I honestly didn't want to believe that that was actually the meaning behind your joke, and was hoping it was something I had missed and not that. Your dog's eyes were probably rolling back into his head from the stench of your smoke and your feet, a lethal combination.

The irony is that I was calling you Jeff for a reason, because I made an equally stupid joke relating to that name that you never caught despite several hints afterwards, just to show you how fucking dumb your joke was. And you never fucking got it at all, so I finally gave up. I wasn't doubling down, I was proving a point, and you were too dense to understand it, to pick up on any of the hints, and so your dog's head would've probably exploded if he knew.

Like I said, act tough, say and do whatever you want, but you know that literally anyone else doing what you did would've been banned. You don't want to own up to it? Big surprise. Just stop with the holier than thou, all knowing garbage.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
As we both know, I got the joke almost immediately. I honestly didn't want to believe that that was actually the meaning behind your joke, I was hoping it was something I had missed and not that. Your dog's eyes were probably rolling back into his head from the stench of your smoke and your feet, a lethal combination.

The irony is that I was calling you Jeff for a reason, because I made an equally stupid joke relating to that name that you never caught despite several hints afterwards, just to show you how fucking dumb your joke was. And you never fucking got it at all, so I finally gave up. I wasn't doubling down, I was proving a point, and you were too dense to understand it, to pick up on any of the hints, and so your dog's head would've probably exploded if he knew.

Like I said, act tough, say and do whatever you want, but you know that literally anyone else doing what you did would've been banned. You don't want to own up to it? Big surprise. Just stop with the holier than thou, all knowing garbage.
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Start your own site then.

I'm not letting you hide behind your BS anymore. Just be thankful Wehave is the one on my radar.

Am I a huge prick? Fucking A right.

That's why I warn you. You can take it as bravado however its meant as a warning. Back off and it never comes. Don't and it always comes.

Call it what you will, it's fact.

So next time stop while you're behind because I'm not the one on my heels bub.
 
No, you're skirting the issue. You can be a prick and a tough guy and whatever else you want to envision yourself as in your fantasies.

At the end of the day, you break your own rules and don't want to be a man by stepping up and owning the consequences. That's the only fact.
 
LeafOfFaith said:
No, you're skirting the issue. You can be a prick and a tough guy and whatever else you want to envision yourself as in your fantasies.

At the end of the day, you break your own rules and don't want to be a man by stepping up and owning the consequences. That's the only fact.
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You're such a pussy

Break the rules daily then bitch when the Avalanche comes (don't do it Preston).

Just tell me you're self aware that you can't admit wrong and it'll all be over. That or stop mentioning me in every thread.
 
Habsy said:
You're such a pussy

Break the rules daily then bitch when the Avalanche comes (don't do it Preston).

Just tell me you're self aware that you can't admit wrong and it'll all be over. That or stop mentioning me in every thread.
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As you yourself already told WeHave, I didn't break the rules.

Can you say the same about yourself?
 
LeafOfFaith said:
No, I've been extremely bored throughout.

Like I said, do your thing. We both know the truth.
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Dude I'll tell you what. Have your last word because ya, I'm bored too and you will unfortunately never learn to be honest with yourself. Cheers.
 
this is what I learned during my lunch with Zach Galifianakis

if you have too explain your joke, it's not funny
take a deep breath
workshop your next ForumIce bits in smaller webforums, or with supportive friends and family
 
Simple but drastic way to improve any melon: cube it, dress with lemon, salt, lots of fresh mint.
 
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