OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

[zeke]

Yeah I'm not a fries guy at all. Or even potatoes really.

But hey a good poutine is still great

 

[BeLeafer]

so the carbs clog your arteries?

It's how your body metabolizes fat when eating lots of carbs that's the issue.

 

[CH1]

It's how your body metabolizes fat when eating lots of carbs that's the issue.

The next time I order poutine, I'll tell them to hold the fries

 

[CH1]

my new restaurant will offer zucchinitine

 

[Preston]

my new restaurant will offer zucchinitine

As long as the gravy is grass-fed.

 

[CH1]

As long as the gravy is grass-fed.

obvs

I will have the cows in the back.... customers can feed them grass and take instagram photos

 

[Preston]

Fuck it. Feed your customers grass too. It's way more healthy AND organic.

 

[CH1]

**** it. Feed your customers grass too. It's way more healthy AND organic.

well, there was the wheatgrass shot craze of the 1990s. tasted like a freshly mowed lawn...very summery.

 

[Wayward DP]

poutine is a vile, disgusting creation. I can honestly say I have never had a poutine that I enjoyed. do not get the appeal.

the ultimate condemnation for poutine - even a falling down drunk WDP cannot finish it.

 

[Preston]

Yeah the true test is if you hate yourself while eating if you are drunk. Many times, I do. Some are better than others, but for the most part it's not a very imaginative dish.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Poutine is the most amazing 3am drunk food...

I’ll let you get away with that because you’re from Montreal and have no choice.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Yeah I'm not a fries guy at all. Or even potatoes really.

But hey a good poutine is still great

All credibility lost. Stats can’t save you on this one. Eye test says you should be put on food waivers for the purpose of giving you your outright release.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

The next time I order poutine, I'll tell them to hold the fries

Tell them to hold the poutine...right over the trash can and then let go.

 

[CH1]

Tell them to hold the poutine...right over the trash can and then let go.

Sounds like the only poutine you ever tried was at Harvey's, when you were sober. Bad combo.

 

[zeke]

hey harvey's poutine ain't bad.

 

[Neurospasm]

Poutine with Montreal smoked meat, yes please.

 

[CH1]

hey harvey's poutine ain't bad.

sober?

 

[BeLeafer]

 

[Preston]

sober?

I find Harveys is more of a crystal meth kind of poutine.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Sounds like the only poutine you ever tried was at Harvey's, when you were sober. Bad combo.

Never tried poutine. It’s in a category of foods that are too repulsive on both a visual and mental level to justify physical contact.