OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

[CH1]

Cauliflower mash is excellent. Roasting is brilliant. We also did some seared, then braised with crème fraîche and wine.

sometimes I grind it finely and snort it with cocaine — makes it healthier

there’s nothing cauli can’t do

 

[zeke]

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[CH1]

That triggered the Algo

 

[Habsy]

Sorry zeke, that’s going to trigger more than just that algo. Had to edit.

 

[BeLeafer]

Had a few enhancements and got in a cauli fight last night. lol

 

[Volcanologist]

Cauliflower is revolting.

 

[Habsy]

That triggered the Algo

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Ok maybe you don’t know how this works and that’s on me. You don’t copy/paste the ads. You click on them. Come on man, she could be yours!

 

[CH1]

Well, well, well, happy to report the algo finally delivered an ad that compelled me to click. Japanese knives, baby!

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[Habsy]

A friend bought those forged in fire knives they’re advertising. They are sharp as heck.

 

[Preston]

Cauliflower is revolting.

Yeah I'm a bit disappointed that we have a 15 page discussion on fucking cauliflower. Have we really run out of foods to discuss already?

 

[Habsy]

Anyone else experience a precipitous drop in weight when starting their diet? I’m eating less than 50g of carbs a day and I’m feeling all weird and lost 7 pounds in a week which is freaking me out. I’m also on a low sodium kick so I’m hoping it’s just bloating weight. I’m assuming it will grow back?

 

[CH1]

Yeah I'm a bit disappointed that we have a 15 page discussion on fucking cauliflower. Have we really run out of foods to discuss already?

3 pages, but if you keep complaining about it, it might reach 15.

 

[BeLeafer]

Cauliflower is incredibly versatile.

 

[CH1]

Anyone else experience a precipitous drop in weight when starting their diet? I’m eating less than 50g of carbs a day and in feeling all weird and lost 7 pounds in a week which is freaking me out. I’m also on a low sodium kick so I’m hoping it’s just bloating weight. I’m assuming it will grow back?

#humblebrag

 

[Habsy]

3 pages, but if you keep complaining about it, it might reach 15.

Did you factor in exchange rate?

 

[Habsy]

#humblebrag

No seriously concerned. I didn’t start this for weight loss. I did it for my lipid levels and blood pressure.

 

[BeLeafer]

Anyone else experience a precipitous drop in weight when starting their diet? I’m eating less than 50g of carbs a day and in feeling all weird and lost 7 pounds in a week which is freaking me out. I’m also on a low sodium kick so I’m hoping it’s just bloating weight. I’m assuming it will grow back?

That's typical when people go keto. It's mostly water loss. Be sure to replenish your electrolytes!

 

[BeLeafer]

Most people lose about 5 lbs of water when the go into ketosis.

 

[Habsy]

Gatorade has too many carbs. What do you use? Pedialyte?

 

[CH1]

Cauliflower is incredibly versatile.

Is Kyle Dubas's fave vegetable. He loves its FP/C score (flavonoids + phytonutrients)/calories