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OT: The Toronto Blue Jays

We all know Zeke was first.

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Only Zeke knew about him. Literally announced as being from "parts unknown" when we signed him like he was fucking Kamala. Zeke knew of him though, and told the world. Now we all know thanks to Zeke and only Zeke. Might still not know who he was if it wasn't for Zeke. Shit, I'm not entirely sure he's real, but Zeke assures me he is. Good enough for me.
Fuck me, a kamala reference
 
I should probably keep this to myself, but thought I'd let you guys know about this prospect I discovered who's going to be really good. Remember this name: Wander Franco.
 
I was first.

Im sure its in this thread.

He wasnt a cant miss guy at the start.


No...you weren't.

Metal was first.

+++Bat, mediocre defence. Great power and contact ability.


Because I think we need something to smile about right now:

Vlad Guerrero Jr - 16 yrs old and ours, all ****ing ours.

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There are videos of him stinging balls off the bounce like his old man used to do as well. The only thing Jr doesn't profile as better at 16 than his old man is arm strength and speed. Jr's arm only grades out at 45 right now when at 16 allegedly Vladdy's was already a 70. Jr's speed probably grades as a 40 right now where Vladdy was closer to a 55 when he was young.

Those were the first vladdy posts jerking off about him after he was signed. Metal and then a couple days later my drooling....no Zeke to be found anywhere yet.
 
"Vladdy Jr is elite "
- zeke - March 17, 1999


So wait, zeke waited until the day after Vladdy was born to tell us he was he was elite?

What a fucking Johnny come lately.

And an obligatory "I feel old" moment: Vladdy was born about 10 months before I started posting on the first incarnation of this forum.
 
Damn those Shatkins to hell. Can't get anything right. Sanchez was such a stud. A certainty to be an ace for the Astros....

And damn them for trading that ace Stroman for scraps.

Where y'all haters at now?


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Damn those Shatkins to hell. Can't get anything right. Sanchez was such a stud. A certainty to be an ace for the Astros....

And damn them for trading that ace Stroman for scraps.

Where y'all haters at now?


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Yup , the Stro deal is going to be a steal IMO at some point

Both pitchers could be a key part of our rotation

Sanchez has been shit for 3 years , what did anyone think he was worth

I am not defending Fisher at all, but he was stuck behind a studded OF and so is Tucker

He was a top 75 prospect a few years ago , give him a full year next year to see WTF can do

It was time to move on from both
 
Damn those Shatkins to hell. Can't get anything right. Sanchez was such a stud. A certainty to be an ace for the Astros....

And damn them for trading that ace Stroman for scraps.

Where y'all haters at now?


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Are you really running your mouth over 6 Stroman starts? Beat that Shatkin drum though, it's not like we're years deep into the rebuild with no signs of contending for the next 3-4 years or anything.
 
Kay will re-appear on some Top 100 lists after his rebound in AAA, and SWR looks like a stud. The way teams were hoarding prospects at this year's deadline, it's looking like a good deal.

I'm open to Fisher, dude has potential and I really don't mind the strategy of picking up some post-hype sleepers who were blocked in other orgs. They do have to hit on 1 or 2 of 'em, though.
 
...and hey, it's not like Shatkins watched this team come within a hair of getting to a World Series in 2015, and then sat on their hands and mostly dumpster-dived for bargains afterwards until our championship Window slammed shut.

And it's not like they either let the core of that team walk away for nothing, or waited until their trade values withered away into dried up husks before trading them for the sake of pretending (badly) that they still wanted to compete in the short-term.

Really can't believe there are Jays fans who defend these guys.
 
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