OT: Vacations

[Deckie007]

I can spend a couple days in Bogota before I head out to Peru...any suggestions? Or just head straight to Lima?

 

[MindzEye]

any suggestions?

Try the cocaine.

 

[trujaysfan]

Try the cocaine.

Should probably take the cocaine hopper tour

 

[MindzEye]

Also, another suggestion.

If a cute latin girl tells you that you're good looking when you're obviously not and wants to sleep with you, she's either going to leave you in a bathtub full of ice short a kidney or marry you. Maybe both. Either way, live a little and just go with it.

 

[trujaysfan]

Also, another suggestion.

If a cute latin girl tells you that you're good looking when you're obviously not and wants to sleep with you, she's either going to leave you in a bathtub full of ice short a kidney or marry you. Maybe both. Either way, live a little and just go with it.

Fiddly fiddly but sound advice...

 

[CH1]

Now the story adds up — ME will eventually return to Mexico to get his missing kidney back

 

[mbow30]

I can spend a couple days in Bogota before I head out to Peru...any suggestions? Or just head straight to Lima?

Things I learned in bogota:

-locals drink at convenience stores
-only Uber, never taxi
-chicken wings with rubber gloves
-try the cocaine

 

[MindzEye]

ME will eventually return to Mexico to get his missing kidney back

 

[MindzEye]

Things I learned in bogota:

-locals drink at convenience stores
-only Uber, never taxi
-chicken wings with rubber gloves
-try the cocaine

This is a rule of thumb most places in latin america

 

[Deckie007]

Now the story adds up — ME will eventually return to Mexico to get his missing kidney back

i mean this seems like he got both...he married the girl and the kidney paid for the honeymoon

 

[Deckie007]

btw these responses are why i both hate and love this site. Hoped for a serious recommendation or two, got cocaine suggestions and life lessons.

 

[CH1]

i mean this seems like he got both...he married the girl and the kidney paid for the honeymoon

For sure… the plot thickens because of what was lost in translation. You see, ME was just loaning his kidney… return date has expired and the late fee is pretty steep

 

[MindzEye]

i mean this seems like he got both...he married the girl and the kidney paid for the honeymoon

That's why we start the game with two of them. No sense finishing the game with two working kidney's, that's just a missed opportunity.

 

[Deckie007]

That's why we start the game with two of them. No sense finishing the game with two working kidney's, that's just a missed opportunity.

some people even have three!

 

[MindzEye]

btw these responses are why i both hate and love this site. Hoped for a serious recommendation or two, got cocaine suggestions and life lessons.

My suggestion was at least mostly serious.

Try the coke.

 

[MindzEye]

some people even have three!

Sounds like two free vacays to me.

 

[Deckie007]

My suggestion was at least mostly serious.

Try the coke.

And make sure I take an Uber to the Coke dispensary, not a taxi. Got it.

 

[MindzEye]

And make sure I take an Uber to the Coke dispensary, not a taxi. Got it.

You're welcome

 

[mbow30]

Anybody who reads my post and doesn’t say holy shit I’m going to bogota isn’t worth my time.

 

[MindzEye]

Anybody who reads my post and doesn’t say holy shit I’m going to bogota isn’t worth my time.

You had me at the locals drinking at convenience stores.

Wife and I are looking at doing Colombia next christmas for 2-3 weeks. But we're looking at doing a run through Santa Marta, Barranquilla, & Cartagena that she wanted to do instead of the coke mule run between Bogota, Medellin, & Cali that I want to. Something about beaches.