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The Fantastically Beautiful Joyously Superfun 22-23 Season Celebration Thread

Lmao.

It is always, ALWAYS, about the Leafs.

2019:

 
I don’t know which thread I want to start this new conspiracy theory I have, but I’ll put it here.

I think that we are currently in the matrix and the matrix has written the story that the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup this year and what we are seeing is a perfectly written story narrative I can keep going, and I’ll do so on the next post
 
The reason why the matrix is doing this is because it is trying to paint the picture that Canada is the cool place to be because the states right now are literally going through a handmaid‘s tale narrative, and so in that narrative Canada needs to be the country of salvation just like it is in handmaid‘s tale book so

Team Canada is going to do some damage at the World Cup. They may beat Croatia. Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup despite all the injuries and Matthews only scored in 40 goals. Nealon Tavares is going to be the conn Smythe, but Nelander is going to score like the big goals in the big games throughout and he’s gonna swing it for us by scoring like three goals in game six or seven to win the cup. That’s my theory.
 
But I have genuinely been thinking that this leafs season seems so written.

Goalies hurt but good....muzzin and all of the injuries but still showing up....beating good teams...
The borje / Nylander story line.
All while Matthews hasn't even woken up yet and he's still solid in points.

After all the failures....this has to be the story line this year. It's too perfect
 
Leafs in six.....with Nylander having a three point night. 2g 1A.
But the conn smythe goes to tavares
 
I made a bet with my son to mark these words...if it happens he owes my 5 bucks. (He's 15 I ain't making him lose money)
 
I'm good with Auston only getting 40g this season if he can find a way to channel early 90's Mario in the playoffs...

But being realistic, his floor is probably closer to 50g anyway
 
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