The Fucking Offseason Thread - Why bother waiting?

[zeke]

And I shoot 26% too.

 

[CH1]

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[zeke]

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"Chance to compete for the Stanley Cup" he says.

 

[Preston]

I've only seen Matthews comparisons, but sure, Marchand works too.

 

[CH1]

"Chance to compete for the Stanley Cup" he says.

should have said "Leeching off Matthews is my ONLY chance to score 30 goals and breaking bank when I'm 27"

 

[Preston]

should have said "Leeching off Matthews is my best chance to score 30 goals and breaking bank when I'm 27"

Jokes on him... Matthews doesn't pass!

 

[MindzEye]

Evander kane... like serivelli suggested was available

With retention, I'm entirely down with that. He's a really good 2 way winger with legitimate anger issues and face punching ability.

 

[CH1]

Jokes on him... Matthews doesn't pass!

rebounds tho!

 

[Preston]

rebounds tho!

And freebie assists!

 

[Bleedsblue&white]

Look at Michael Bunting
Thinks he's here a-hunting
Stanley Cups and and glory


...he's going to be sorry

 

[Preston]

Dude is penciled in as the 1st line LW on the fucking Leafs. Talk about a grand slam option for a UFA. You hear that, Tatar?

 

[CH1]

You hear that, Tatar?

 

[zeke]

 

[Habsy]

Look at Michael Bunting
Thinks he's here a-hunting
Stanley Cups and and glory


...he's going to be sorry

Stealing Lapin's thunder like that is ballsy!

Bartender, no more Sams! It sucks!

A bientot

 

[leafman101]

Yeah, I was looking at the rel stats and don't really understand the models output. He is definitely hurt by playing tough minutes on a terrible team.

 

[BG]

Danault was also rescued from the Hawks. Eery.

 

[CH1]

I've only seen Matthews comparisons, but sure, Marchand works too.

Michael Bunting on comparisons to Connor McDavid: "When I'm playing my best, I make my linemates better. I've seen the models and frankly, who am I to argue with JFresh. That guy is good at math and is one of the leading and most trusted analytics guys on twitter for a reason"

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Michael Bunting is either steal of the offseason or healthy scratch in December.

There is no middle

 

[manny]

Look at Michael Bunting
Thinks he's here a-hunting
Stanley Cups and and glory


...he's going to be sorry

That's poetry.

Ban.

 

[leafman101]

Can't hate a guy that just wants to pay for the Leafs and work his ass off. That is what Hyman was.