The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[CH1]

Brian Burke was fired.

Since when do facts get in the way of fanciful conspiracy plots?

 

[Habsy]

Sure was. And you know he didn't mention it to Kyle last year? Year before?

"You know Kyle if you ever decide to leave Toronto..."

I'm blaming Burke because he's a de facto Staal.

 

[Habsy]

Since when do facts get in the way of fanciful conspiracy plots?

Always in that box of yours eh?

And there was no interference from above.

High level corporate shit is what I did and I'm telling you these motherfuckers aren't honorable.

 

[CH1]

Always in that box of yours eh?

And there was no interference from above.

High level corporate shit is what I did and I'm telling you these motherfuckers aren't honorable.

Make it semi plausible at least…

 

[WellPlayed]

Jesus Habsy it's 10am save some of your stash for later.

 

[Habsy]

Make it semi plausible at least…

FFS, gossiping in the NHL? Ya, totally inplausible

 

[CH1]

Jesus Habsy it's 10am save some of your stash for later.

auto ban

 

[Habsy]

Jesus Habsy it's 10am save some of your stash for later.

I've been up since 5. It's go time. Chores done.

 

[Habsy]

auto ban

I'll allow it. As long as someone tells me not to take them so seriously I'm good.

Hey how ya doing HL?

 

[CH1]

Jesus Habsy it's 10am save some of your stash for later.

This place makes a lot more sense if you can imagine everyone had one too many drinks

 

[Habsy]

This place makes a lot more sense if you can imagine everyone had one too many drinks

Or Ocean Breeze Sativa

 

[Slinger 48]

This place makes a lot more sense if you can imagine everyone had one too many drinks

One?

 

[Habsy]

They tampered. Period. Not overlty obviously but they did it and it was Burke. Then should it be found out Lemieux can point to Burke and say yes, one of many reasons he was fired.

He is Reynald de Chatillon.

 

[Habsy]

I heard the same about interference from above. There was interference from Pittsburgh and now Leaf fans buckle at launch just like their team?

 

[hockeylover]

btw, any potential coaching candidate names out there? gotta think keefe will be gone with the new hire.

 

[CH1]

Reynald de Chatillon.

Is that strain sativa or indica

 

[Habsy]

Is that strain sativa or indica

It's a movie reference.

 

[trujaysfan]

It's a new rebuild coming. Kyle's a builder.

Unless the big boys decide to retire I would expect the rebuild to be 3+ years away.

Also don't think it will be a traditional "trade everyone away and get some value" type rebuild. They will let Crosby, malkin and Letang ride off into the sunset as Pens.

 

[Habsy]

It'll happen year after next.

 

[Montana]

Good news! It turns out that winning Cups doesn't really matter because "randomness". In fact, winning is actually the worst measure of success. Who knew?

….that tweet is literally the smartest thing you’ve ever posted, and you were too dumb to realize it.



edit: Editor should have specified “playoff success”….but WeHave‘s prior high water mark, was probably a typo.