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The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

I’m kidding obviously…..first you have to find a James Neal to give 5 years $5.75m to, so you have the requisite assets to acquire Lucic at $6m per for four.

Then your fourth line is set.
Frolik in the middle or its a waste, and is Blake Coleman a third liner in your world?

fucking idiot.
 
How the takeaway isnt, develop and trust Marlies for cheap 4th line jobs is crazy to me

never spend on the 4th line

One of the more annoying thing is that dubas kept piling on cheap but one-way vets that he refused to lose on waivers so the kids were always blocked.
 
Meh, give kids at least 1 of those wing jobs too, maybe both
More than enough room to add a legit quality middle sixer or two for Kerfoot money. They have room on their top 2 lines and have for years.. One was filled by Bunting but that was a once in a lifetime bargain signing. He refused to even look at spending or acquiring top 6 wingers since.

Enough of these league minimum bargain Bunting attempts and fucking punt Kerf 2 years ago to acquire someone that will actually make a fucking difference. And no, not fucking Jarnkrok either. Fuck. I don't care that his contract isn't crippling.. He has a proven track record of USELESS in a huge playoff sample. There's a balance between saving money and acquiring someone who is actually good at hockey.. Kyle never found that balance at least up front.
 
I dont get the reference. Buts anyway I'm wrong all the time so no biggie.

this feels like the time and place for this.

i heard on a podcast that vin diesel attended a NASCAR event and wanted to ride in one of the cars around the track as a celebrity tends to do, he however refused when asked to sit in the passenger seat, citing, Dom Torretto always sits behind the wheel.

the most fascinating part of this to me, was that Vin thought they were going to let him drive a NASCAR
 
More than enough room to add a legit quality middle sixer or two for Kerfoot money. They have room on their top 2 lines and have for years.. One was filled by Bunting but that was a once in a lifetime bargain signing. He refused to even look at spending or acquiring top 6 wingers since.

Enough of these league minimum bargain Bunting attempts and fucking punt Kerf 2 years ago to acquire someone that will actually make a fucking difference. And no, not fucking Jarnkrok either. Fuck. I don't care that his contract isn't crippling.. He has a proven track record of USELESS in a huge playoff sample. There's a balance between saving money and acquiring someone who is actually good at hockey.. Kyle never found that balance at least up front.
Hes going to get megapaid cause of the weak FA class, but Barbashev would be ideal.
 
every GM makes mistakes. except for the guys who have never GM'd before, which means they will be perfect hires!

…and I’ll say it again, that’s why I think people vastly under appreciate the value of a GM that doesn’t make monstrous fuckups. Cause like you say, they’re all gonna make ‘em, but how much can you limit their frequency and their catastrophic downside.

We’ll have to hope Trelivings learned a ton from all his albatrosses.
 
IMO they need a couple centers, and to give the kids a legit shot.

Knies-Matthews-Marner
Tavares-XXX-Willy
Robertson-XXX-XXX
Jarnkrok-Holmberg-Lafferty/blahblah blah

And they have a ton of cap space to make impact additions there too.

If they could add a top 4 D to push McCabe down the lineup that would be ideal too.

Rielly-Lilly
Brodie-XXX
McCabe-Timmins
Gio
 
Hes going to get megapaid cause of the weak FA class, but Barbashev would be ideal.
There's always a bunch of guys available. Last year Nino was the obvious Kerf replacement and they could have added another guy at the deadline on top of that. So much opportunity to do things but he just didn't.. Ever.

Now they kinda need a center more than a winger but fuck me that's not gonna be easy.
 
IMO they need a couple centers, and to give the kids a legit shot.

Knies-Matthews-Marner
Tavares-XXX-Willy
Robertson-XXX-XXX
Jarnkrok-Holmberg-Lafferty/blahblah blah

And they have a ton of cap space to make impact additions there too.

If they could add a top 4 D to push McCabe down the lineup that would be ideal too.

Rielly-Lilly
Brodie-XXX
McCabe-Timmins
Gio
Yeah top two things on my wishlist are 2nd line center and top 4 shutdown type d.

Those are two big pieces that won't be cheap so I don't really expect both to be filled unfortunately.
 
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