The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[MyNameIsJonas]

today pleasantly surprised me with the number of boxes that got checked off…

- neither Dubas or Shanny are lying pieces of shit.
- Shanahan bucked (my) expectations and fully backed The Process.
- Treliving intimated he likes what Kyle did, and wants to continue on with it.
- Implied he’ll keep much of the staff. (if he can)
- Is open to keeping Keefe. (skeptical Tre hires someone better)
- Kyle’s family is happy. Leo won’t grow up in a broken home.
- my boy got a promotion, and got paid.
- Treliving was only 16% Adam Gase.
- He didn’t convey any kind of interest in big moves to make the team his.
- Dubas music hit and he returned as Leafs President!!!

Dubas pulling back a hood and doing an It was me shanny, it was me all along! would have made more sense than some of the stuff i read over the past few weeks.

 

[LeafGm]

Enjoy the euphoria for another month. Until Treliving pulls out the check book on July 1st and some third liners win the lottery.

 

[zeke]

Enjoy the euphoria for another month. Until Treliving pulls out the check book on July 1st and some third liners win the lottery.

Welcome home Milan Lucic!

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Enjoy the euphoria for another month. Until Treliving pulls out the check book on July 1st and some third liners win the lottery.

Prospect half the board jerks off too to Flames for Michael Backlund who he extends for a price half the board deems too much money and term.

That same half of the board thinks the Leafs are fine at C, cause Tavares is still an awesome C

Preston tries to calm everyone down, and continues to deteriorate into being not interesting anymore

Montana hates the move until a Backlund presser indicates he almost came to Toronto under Dubas one summer, then he loves it too.

 

[Preston]

Should be on pornhub tbh

https://post.futurimedia.com/chumam/playlist/listen-44058.html

The prestoluck comments will make tana jizz. Mentions they were better last year vs Tampa than they were this year vs Tampa. But there's randomness and luck involved.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

crazy that zeke of all people is doing a turnaround and swallowing this Boston style pizza of all things.

 

[zeke]

zeke is chillaxing

 

[Montana]

Dubas pulling back a hood and doing an It was me shanny, it was me all along! would have made more sense than some of the stuff i read over the past few weeks.

Was also considering….


”You see Shanny, my contract does say ‘New President Kyle Dubas’…..however…”

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

zeke is chillaxing

No one doing that pose in front of a laptop has ever been wearing clothes.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Should be on pornhub tbh

https://post.futurimedia.com/chumam/playlist/listen-44058.html

The prestoluck comments will make tana jizz. Mentions they were better last year vs Tampa than they were this year vs Tampa. But there's randomness and luck involved.

Highlights?

I can't bring myself to listen to 20 minutes of audio unless I'm in my car for 20 minutes.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Was also considering….


”You see Shanny, my contract does say ‘New President Kyle Dubas’…..however…”

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Makes equal sense.
And you would be a Shan stan

 

[zeke]

I am listening to the talking asses cuz of presto. fuck mizzi in advance.

 

[Montana]

I am listening to the talking asses cuz of presto. fuck mizzi in advance.

-16:49

as soon as I heard noodles, I started skipping.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I am listening to the talking asses cuz of presto. fuck mizzi in advance.

if you scan this with minimal effort, it sounds like you want to fuck preston mizzi in the ass, which, honestly? no judgement. One board weirdo to another

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

-16:49

as soon as I heard noodles, I started skipping.

whats wrong with noodles?

 

[Montana]

Treliving really has a dogshit sense of humour….bit concerning.

 

[zeke]

7min in and nothing fucking mizzi

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Treliving really has a dogshit sense of humour….bit concerning.

Foe christ sakes please dont tell me you think Dubas was funny

 

[Preston]

Fucking hell even I didn't listen to all of it

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Fucking hell even I didn't listen to all of it

and yet you called it porn.

that said i cant recall the last babysitter pornscursion i went on that ended with any clarity on the story.