The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[MindzEye]

Tree loves his vet old ass goalies. Including this former flame!

Well, every other rumour has come true, so welcome to Toronto Brian.

Fuck

 

[zeke]

Well they already said the two russians were heading back to russia so this makes sense.

 

[MindzEye]

Well they already said the two russians were heading back to russia so this makes sense.

Sign Elliott as your #3 to an all nhl money deal and use him to mentor the swede.

Yeah, I'm okay with that. Don't trust Sheldon to not push us into losing Will on waivers though

 

[MindzEye]

Even if the Leafs won a Cup, the haters would still immediately start spinning like crazy to find ways to throw an asterisk on it.

Like what happened with the Raps, but writ large.

Yep, the only way to win their game is to not play

 

[leafman101]

People complain about being fed alt-right tweets by the algorithm, but BergerBytes are way more dangerous.

 

[leafman101]

Although Karlsson at 50% would probably be the best potential return for WIlly.

 

[leafman101]

See, I'm already being influenced.

 

[JackBurton]

People complain about being fed alt-right tweets by the algorithm, but BergerBytes are way more dangerous.

He's blocked me, but anyone see his Bob McCown column? Scumbag. He posted zoomed-in stills of his distorted face from his podcast after his stroke and he claims he's his "Friend" and Bob just spoke with him in another column a few weeks ago.

 

[thehabhater]

Who "told" him? Some voice in the dark?

 

[Habsy]

Who "told" him? Some voice in the dark?

Mike Grier

 

[LeafGm]

Who "told" him? Some voice in the dark?

The corpses he’s embalming at the funeral home he works at are speaking to him again.

 

[Volcanologist]

He's blocked me, but anyone see his Bob McCown column? Scumbag. He posted zoomed-in stills of his distorted face from his podcast after his stroke and he claims he's his "Friend" and Bob just spoke with him in another column a few weeks ago.

he spends most of his time with dead people and it shows.

 

[mbow30]

The corpses he’s embalming at the funeral home he works at are speaking to him again.

He does traffic control not embalming.

 

[Wayward DP]

He does traffic control not embalming.

I badly hope this is true

 

[mbow30]

I badly hope this is true

E5

 

[LeafGm]

He does traffic control not embalming.

Definitely sneaks downstairs and huffs the embalming fluid, though.

 

[leafman101]

Mike Dyck?

Come on, what the fuck is going on with the Marlies? They aren’t real.

 

[Wayward DP]

Mike Dyck?

Come on, what the fuck is going on with the Marlies? They aren’t real.

pronounced dyke or dick, I wonder

 

[MindzEye]

pronounced dyke or dick, I wonder

There's only one way, you know.

 

[LeafGm]

Mike Dyck?

Come on, what the fuck is going on with the Marlies? They aren’t real.

Hiring the shittier, but less fat Wellwood is pretty funny too.