The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

Masters puts the lines in the correct order.




Jarnkrok out Tavares 3rd line somebody please check on LoF.

Right here, baby.

Don’t worry about Tavares. And I’m good trading Jarny for value (not just a dump) if we have a kid slotted in to replace him. No one on this forum is a bigger fan of letting young guys play than I am.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

This guy?

The best.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

The best.

5th best?

 

[Wayward DP]

yummy.

it moved a bit

 

[Wayward DP]

oh shit he just made the team for sure now.

Reavo better watch out or he will become fully replaceable

 

[Wayward DP]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

LGM the party pooper strikes again

 

[Wayward DP]

And if there's someone who understands depth of flavour it would be the son of the guy who owns a....uhhh...top tier restaurant chain amirite?

I know you jest, but fuck you for calling BP a top tier anything

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Reavo better watch out or he will become fully replaceable

Leaving your hotel room equates party planning skills and knowing what music fits the mood now?

 

[Wayward DP]

Masters puts the lines in the correct order.




Jarnkrok out Tavares 3rd line somebody please check on LoF.

I mean, I don't love having an $11m third line centre. But damn is it nice to have John Tavares as our 3C!

 

[Wayward DP]

Was this a bullet or an asterisk? Now you always have to clarify.

I appreciate this joke

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I know you jest, but fuck you for calling BP a top tier anything

It's just like Kelsey's except costs more money

 

[Wayward DP]

Leaving your hotel room equates party planning skills and knowing what music fits the mood now?

the raw skills look to be there. we'll see how they develop.

 

[Wayward DP]

It's just like Kelsey's except costs more money

and doesn't taste good.

although, in fairness, it's been years since I ate at Kelsey's. so if Kelsey's also does not taste good, then sure, agreed.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

and doesn't taste good.

although, in fairness, it's been years since I ate at Kelsey's. so if Kelsey's also does not taste good, then sure, agreed.

Kelsey's the most generic possible menu i can think of, but at least it's inexpensive. I worked there for years. It simultaniously has something for everyone and no one.

 

[Wayward DP]

Kelsey's the most generic possible menu i can think of, but at least it's inexpensive. I worked there for years. It simultaniously has something for everyone and no one.

yeah I have memories of having like family dinners there as a teen. classic pub fare, mediocre food.

but what I find most offensive about BP is the pricing. the quality of food you are paying for is not what you are receiving. and the portion sizes are even more fucking offensive considering its supposed to be pub fare type food.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

yeah I have memories of having like family dinners there as a teen. classic pub fare, mediocre food.

but what I find most offensive about BP is the pricing. the quality of food you are paying for is not what you are receiving. and the portion sizes are even more fucking offensive considering its supposed to be pub fare type food.

BP is like Moxie's ( remember them) minus the only fucking reason any scumbag actually goes to Moxie's

 

[MindzEye]

This guy?

That guy...the high water mark of his career is a game winning goal in the 1st fucking round.

Game winning goals are a fun stat. Here's the Leaf playoff GWG leaders during the Tavares era

Matthews: 4
Marner: 2
Nylander: 2
Rielly: 2
Muzzin:1
Kapanen:1
Johnsson:1
Kampf: 1
Kerfoot: 1
Tavares: 1

Fucking legend.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

A regular Gerald Valk

 

[worm]

Moxies rules

 

[BG]