The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

That guy...the high water mark of his career is a game winning goal in the 1st fucking round.

Game winning goals are a fun stat. Here's the Leaf playoff GWG leaders during the Tavares era

Matthews: 4
Marner: 2
Nylander: 2
Rielly: 2
Muzzin:1
Kapanen:1
Johnsson:1
Kampf: 1
Kerfoot: 1
Tavares: 1

Fucking legend.

It’s hilarious how much you can hate an awesome player.

 

[zeke]

Was this a bullet or an asterisk? Now you always have to clarify.

bullets are before, asterisks are after

 

[zeke]

This guy?

sweet pass by Knies. great screen/traffic by Mo.

Sick SNIPE by cap.

 

[zeke]

BP is like Moxie's ( remember them) minus the only fucking reason any scumbag actually goes to Moxie's

aren't they the same restaurant just upscaled and downscaled?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

aren't they the same restaurant just upscaled and downscaled?

menu prices are comparable.....moxie's has an ambiance some would pay 18$ for chicken strips to see....i dunno what BP has

 

[Preston]

menu prices are comparable.....moxie's has an ambiance some would pay 18$ for chicken strips to see....i dunno what BP has

You know way too much about these establishments. Are you ok

 

[Preston]

 

[leafman101]

 

[zeke]

there's still 12 guys slotted in there even without Jarnkrok.

so who does Cowan play instead of, I wonder.

 

[leafman101]

I assume they aren't dressing the full lineup for a preseason game, just practicing with it.

 

[zeke]

ah don't mind me obviously it won't be a full squad.

 

[Preston]

Nice little highlight package on the Cow man

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

You know way too much about these establishments. Are you ok

i mean no, not in the slightest.

 

[thehabhater]

Nice little highlight package on the Cow man

Once again, the Leafs drafted well.

 

[WellPlayed]

Always loved that deal.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

bullets are before, asterisks are after

With the coding, you never know.

 

[zeke]

*

 

[Wayward DP]

there's still 12 guys slotted in there even without Jarnkrok.

so who does Cowan play instead of, I wonder.

Nicky Bobby, I suspect...

but maybe it's Gregor or Reavo

 

[MindzEye]

It’s hilarious how much you can hate an awesome player.

We have different definitions of "awesome".

 

[Wayward DP]

I just assumed the message was some introspection regarding LOF's views of Beauchemin