The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

According to Eklund, if it were up to the Sharks they'd accept the Maple Leafs offer, but unfortunately the hold up there is the Maple Leafs figuring out a way to move William Nylander. While things have slowed down this month, there are multiple teams above the NHL salary cap and lots of teams still looking to move players heading into the month of August.

Nothing like an Eklund rumbling to get conversation going.

 

[Wayward DP]

Don’t think I like a HK for Willy indirect exchange…

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I know I don't, but I hope that part is bullcrap.

 

[zeke]

"That part"?

"Hope"?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

"That part"?

"Hope"?

Hope they find a way to get EK, don't think they plan to trade Willy to do it.

 

[Blueman]

I don't want to move Nylander, but I'd drive him to the airport to get EK

 

[Preston]

My cock just told me leafs are getting karlsson for Lafferty and fitting him under the cap. I hope that part is true.

 

[JackBurton]

But then what do we do with Klingberg? And I guess Lilly is done?

 

[JackBurton]

My cock just told me leafs are getting karlsson for Lafferty and fitting him under the cap. I hope that part is true.

My cock asked me to stop abusing him.

 

[Blueman]

klingberg, party boy can both gtfo the team imo

 

[zeke]

They should be happy to get the good value tavares back on the deal.

 

[Blueman]

that's the real blue chip, getting tavares to move for EK. It's a pipe dream, but I am game to smoke it.

 

[zeke]

LoF is currently choking under his desk, paralyzed with uncertainty.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Nope, Tavares stays.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

More like Zekie is choking Zekie Jr. under his desk, fantasizing about ridding himself of the best UFA the Leafs ever signed in his lifetime because he makes a few bucks more than he should for his automatic 35 goals/80 points.

 

[MindzEye]

I would do duvet boy for Karlsson

 

[axlsalinger]

the sharks must be salivating at the thought of accelerating the rebuild and getting younger by trading 33 year old EK for 32 year old JT

 

[thehabhater]

To this day, I have no idea why anyone reads, follows, or quotes Eklund.

Zeke would be a better person to quote. And any rumour that Zeke would invent would be more likely to happen than any nonsense that Eklund pulls out of his ass.

 

[zeke]

zeke zeke zeke zeke zeke

 

[drewser]