TML? More like FML, amirite? Yet Another Off Season Thread

[Habsy]

Can you guys please go back to taking out all your shit on zeke?

That's what I'm here for.

I was giving you time to heal from the Leafs game six loss in the final though. I mean if you're all good...

 

[LeafOfFaith]

I'm sorry for whatever you're going through. I hid my anger for a long time too, I hope it gets better for you.

I assume yet another troll attempt, congrats. I’m angry about bullshit that happens on a fucking hockey forum from time to time, nothing else. If people who know me knew I wasted time on this shit, they’d be in disbelief and would laugh, and they should because it’s a dumb habit I’ve held on to since I was 22 that is nothing but a distraction and productivity killer. Time for some self discipline and to just scale back to reading here and there and not engaging anymore.

 

[Preston]

I assume yet another troll attempt, congrats. I’m angry about bullshit that happens on a fucking hockey forum from time to time, nothing else. If people who know me knew I wasted time on this shit, they’d be in disbelief and would laugh, and they should because it’s a dumb habit I’ve held on to since I was 22 that is nothing but a distraction and productivity killer. Time for some self discipline and to just scale back to reading here and there and not engaging anymore.

What are your thoughts on the Liljegren contract?

 

[Habsy]

I assume yet another troll attempt, congrats. I’m angry about bullshit that happens on a fucking hockey forum from time to time, nothing else. If people who know me knew I wasted time on this shit, they’d be in disbelief and would laugh, and they should because it’s a dumb habit I’ve held on to since I was 22 that is nothing but a distraction and productivity killer. Time for some self discipline and to just scale back to reading here and there and not engaging anymore.

I was being sincere.

No, there's something more real bugging you, even if you don't know what it is consciously yet.

You learn that in therapy.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I’m ok with being called a fucking bitch. I’m pretty sure I have a mug somewhere that claims it too.

Yeah, but i'm sure you're willing to take that shit from something like a mug? LOF though? fucking egregious

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I dont want to live in a world where Presto is the calm voice of reason btw.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Did we ever get clarity on if and how much of hair Shanny died?

I miss that

 

[MindzEye]

put me in the "he only dies the grey streak" camp.

 

[SundinsTooth]

'member the days of yore and great discussions of boiled chicken sammie's?

 

[Habsy]

Ah the days of yore...

Of yore
Of yore
Of yore

 

[Habsy]

I dont want to live in a world where Presto is the calm voice of reason btw.

Ok

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

put me in the "he only dies the grey streak" camp.

Maybe he's only committed to dying his hair with enough sample product he gets in the mail, and had to make a Just for Men Gray, choice.

 

[oscarheyman]

Can you guys please go back to taking out all your shit on zeke?

That's what I'm here for.

"Because zeke can take it....Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. "

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Can you guys please go back to taking out all your shit on zeke?

That's what I'm here for.

How dare you not at least see us as equals.

 

[MindzEye]

I see you and Zeke as equals, if that helps.

 

[zeke]

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I see you and Zeke as equals, if that helps.

Thank you

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Me, Zeke and Mindzy.

A trio of equals.

 

[MindzEye]

Nah, I couldn't ever hope to belong in such esteemed company as you and Zeke, who are more or less identical in every way. Every strength and weakness perfectly matched between yourselves.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Nah, I couldn't ever hope to belong in such esteemed company as you and Zeke, who are more or less identical in every way. Every strength and weakness perfectly matched between yourselves.

Close, but only one of us is a power bottom.