Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

Its wild to me that the Canucks fan base are bitching about anything, anything at all and there team is tied at 2 in the second round of the playoffs. What in the fuck were the expectations over there?

The Canucks fanbase is second only to the Leafs fanbase in terms of their delusions. But they're actually worse because they don't know how hockey even works or who plays for other teams. That kid yelling "Fuck Jack Campbell!" into the camera before the series began tells you all you need to know. Campbell hasn't played an NHL game this season but Canucks fans don't know that because they live in a bubble of ignorance.

 

[leafman101]

You know if you tried love instead of hate you’d probably be happy, you miserable cunt,

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

You know if you tried love instead of hate you’d probably be happy, you miserable cunt,

The Leafs make me happy every spring, don't worry.

 

[SundinsTooth]

tells you all you need to know. Campbell hasn't played an NHL game this season

But he did. Five actually. Who could forget that incredible run.

 

[leafman101]

The Leafs make me happy every spring, don't worry.

 

[WeHaveMoreCupsThanYou]

But he did. Five actually. Who could forget that incredible run.

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Everyone, apparently.

 

[Habsy]

Lol...I know its fake, but still good for a laugh


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/uQU3I_agkcA?si=iaFvvbgm-CM7OFPU

Posted that days ago

 

[Habsy]

Like I said yesterday:

Tavares, crock, kampf for PLD and Danualt.

1.5MM savings and a long term 2C and short term 3C.

Dude. PLD is a cancer. You're looking to remove prostate cancer and replace it with glioblastoma

 

[Habsy]

You know if you tried love instead of hate you’d probably be happy, you miserable cunt,

Self loathing is a thing dude

 

[hockeylover]

If Friedman said Montour and Pesce then it will be Montour and Pesce. But you better give him the cap space to do it because we’ll end up with Myers and Ghost if he has to bargain bin shop.

Tre is unimaginative.

Gonna take me some time to get used to this “Friedman knows absolutely everything our GM is doing at all times” thing.

 

[SundinsTooth]

Everyone, apparently.

Actually pretty sure it's just you.

"Campbell hasn't played an NHL game this season but Canucks fans don't know that because they live in a bubble of ignorance."

 

[zeke]

Kinda makes the point. Our cap structure gave bubbes no margin for error around the edges, and errors he made.

These errors were obvious errors we all could see.

 

[Habsy]

The Leafs make me happy every spring, don't worry.

Dude. Why are you asking me to punch you in the head again? Next vacation will be a month.

 

[SundinsTooth]

Gonna take me some time to get used to this “Friedman knows absolutely everything our GM is doing at all times” thing.

Constant leaks to gauge public interest is a real good sign that there is a strong internal vision for the team, don't it?

 

[CH1]

Dude. Why are you asking me to punch you in the head again? Next vacation will be a month.

The Leafs losing makes him happy. Not a big deal. I love it when the Cowboys lose.

 

[zeke]

Yeah but this is a leafs board.

Seriously - is there some leafs fan that is on the habs board mocking how hilariously shitty they are? is this why he's here?

 

[MindzEye]

The only, and I mean only solution is to make me a mod and give me the banhammer to be used at my discretion whenever I see fit.

 

[CH1]

Yeah but this is a leafs board.

Seriously - is there some leafs fan that is on the habs board mocking how hilariously shitty they are? is this why he's here?

You guys clearly have better things to do!

I’m not sure why WeHave needs to chirp the same message every 5 mins. Maybe he thinks he needs to put in 10 000 hrs to master the perfect diss!

He must be getting close. One day he will post the perfect one liner mocking the Leafs. It will devastate everyone and we’ll never hear him on that topic again.

 

[Killer93]

The ignore feature has been a great tool for me clearly

 

[MindzEye]

The ignore feature has been a great tool for me clearly

But...wouldn't it be cool if you didn't have to use it?

#makemindzthebanhammer2024