Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

he's going to upend his life this year or next either way if they've decided to move on from him.

Maybe, maybe not if at a significantly lower hit the next year. So why go a year early?

 

[CH1]

This “upend their life” narrative is a bit much

Marner is 27. He’ll survive being traded in the offseason. (like many pro athletes before him)
He can avoid shitholes like Winnipeg and be just fine.

Tavares actually got dinged by the CRA for spending too much time in Canada so he might be thinking wearing those hometown jammies is too prohibitive

 

[LeafOfFaith]

This “upend their life” narrative is a bit much

Marner is 27. He’ll survive being traded in the offseason. (like many pro athletes before him)
He can avoid shitholes like Winnipeg and be just fine.

Tavares actually got dinged by the CRA for spending too much time in Canada so he might be thinking wearing those hometown jammies is too prohibitive

Upend applies to Tavares at age 34 with kids, not Marner at age 27.

 

[CH1]

Upend applies to Tavares at age 34 with kids, not Marner at age 27.

CRA is threatening to take food out of his babies’ mouths because he lives here all year round. A different form of upending.

 

[GeneralT001]

Somehow I think these multi-millionaires will land on their feet no matter what. Unlike the rest of us.

 

[leafman101]

Survive? They’ll get to move from Toronto to Florida or Vegas or something.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

CRA is threatening to take food out of his babies’ mouths because he lives here all year round. A different form of upending.

What happens in tax years 2024 and 2025 has nothing to do with the past.

 

[Artnes]

View: https://x.com/salimvalji/status/1793418222957744387?t=N8eLTYzV7ua2qcFs4hNPXQ&s=19

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/salimvalji/status/1793418222957744387?t=N8eLTYzV7ua2qcFs4hNPXQ&s=19

 

[LeafOfFaith]

View: https://x.com/salimvalji/status/1793418222957744387?t=N8eLTYzV7ua2qcFs4hNPXQ&s=19

Well now I'm super excited to add him.

Is there anyone who managed the last place ranked PK that we can poach?

 

[Wayward DP]

This “upend their life” narrative is a bit much

Marner is 27. He’ll survive being traded in the offseason. (like many pro athletes before him)
He can avoid shitholes like Winnipeg and be just fine.

Tavares actually got dinged by the CRA for spending too much time in Canada so he might be thinking wearing those hometown jammies is too prohibitive

Not for spending too much time in Canada*

 

[leafman101]

View: https://x.com/domluszczyszyn/status/1793432548455993435?s=46

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/domluszczyszyn/status/1793432548455993435?s=46

That's actually... almost fucking true.

Feb 1st - end of season

PP GF/60
Calgary - 5th
Leafs - 13th

PP xGF/60
Calgary - 8th
Leafs - 13th

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

i refuse to believe a player of Marc Savard's skillset can be bad at coaching a PP.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

That's actually... almost fucking true.

Feb 1st - end of season

PP GF/60
Calgary - 5th
Leafs - 13th

PP xGF/60
Calgary - 8th
Leafs - 13th

What were the rankings before Feb 1?

Just how much of a turnaround after he got there?

 

[MindzEye]

Yuge

Source: Trust me.

 

[Killer93]

View: https://x.com/salimvalji/status/1793418222957744387?t=N8eLTYzV7ua2qcFs4hNPXQ&s=19

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/nhl-st-louis-blues-2019-stanley-cup-playoffs-scf-JSp3bBEJIMxG1Uvggk

 

[leafman101]

Heard Lebrun on the radio yesterday say the only thing the Leafs front office has decided so far is that they need a legit #1 goalie.

 

[JackBurton]

Heard Lebrun on the radio yesterday say the only thing the Leafs front office has decided so far is that they need a legit #1 goalie.

That worries me actually.

 

[Wayward DP]

That worries me actually.

Gonna be Markstrom, I suspect