Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[Wayward DP]

Even if all your prime stars suck in the post, you can’t trade them all. Matthews is untouchable. Nylander just signed a huge deal (and rides the subway)

That leaves Marner

uh there is one other $11 mill guy

 

[Preston]

Seriously?

No

 

[MindzEye]

No

But really though?

 

[CH1]

uh there is one other $11 mill guy

I specifically wrote “prime stars”

 

[MindzEye]

I specifically wrote “prime stars”

I'll have you know, he scored 29 goals last year (which is almost 30, so he scored 30).

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Seriously?

Why not look at the stats from the last 11 elimination games? Since the last time we scored more than 2 goals in such a game.

Those stats don't count? Or just too recent?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I'll have you know, he scored 29 goals last year (which is almost 30, so he scored 30).

Ive been assured he's a lock to get back to ppg or better, so show him some respect.

 

[leafman101]

The stats from all the eliminations games is the Leafs suck balls. No need to make everyone look.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

The stats from all the eliminations games is the Leafs suck balls. No need to make everyone look.

Agreed.

 

[Preston]

So now do we know why Leafs fans aren't slobbering over Marner's cock?

 

[MindzEye]

So now do we know why Leafs fans aren't slobbering over Marner's cock?

No

Still a complete fucking mystery.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

No

Still a complete fucking mystery.

He wanted to be a leaf since he was a kid...therefore you must love him

 

[LeafOfFaith]

So now do we know why Leafs fans aren't slobbering over Marner's cock?

The fuck are you on about nonstop.

 

[Preston]

View: https://x.com/TLNdc/status/1798858001228705995?t=CP86FzSELhtxUbDDe-_Mdw&s=19

 

[GEEMAN]

View: https://x.com/TLNdc/status/1798858001228705995?t=CP86FzSELhtxUbDDe-_Mdw&s=19

just say no

 

[Preston]

He's a fine player. They'll only be able to afford one bigger fish d tho and it seems they are giving preference to the guy with zero offensive ability.

Rielly-Pesce
Benoit-McCabe
Edmundson-Liljegren

 

[leafman101]

Not too concerned about him signing in Canada over Nashville. Didn't come from Elliott anyway.

 

[LeafGm]

Can we sign Joe Pesci instead?

 

[Wayward DP]

View: https://x.com/TLNdc/status/1798858001228705995?t=CP86FzSELhtxUbDDe-_Mdw&s=19

Gross. Nsh can have him. Imagine he’ll end up with one of the worst ufa d-men deals this offseason.

 

[leafman101]

Can we sign Joe Pesci instead?

Not long enough.