Core 4 No More: The Motherfucking Off-Season Thread

[Artnes]

View: https://x.com/KPapetti/status/1807613138876948665?t=5MusNqEY9PMx5VXeQwroZA&s=19

 

[zeke]

And by tough decisions he means very easy decisions.

 

[MindzEye]

And by tough decisions he means very easy decisions.

But decisions that might make the player sad

So very, very tough.

 

[MindzEye]

View: https://x.com/KPapetti/status/1807613138876948665?t=5MusNqEY9PMx5VXeQwroZA&s=19

We're a chump organization run by complete bitches.

How did this guy:

Build such a bitch tit having organization?

We suck at developing, we suck at contracts, we suck at free agency, we preach character but consistently have none when it matters.

Just a complete shitty clownshow. If we didn't fall ass backwards into a generational goal scorer we would be reminiscing about that time hometown boy John Tavares got us into the 8th seed that one time, and how nice it was making the playoffs for the 2nd time in the Cap Era, but that it was time to move on and not his fault we stayed shit.

 

[zeke]

Signing bonuses due tomorrow (Actual salary remaining):

Marmer $7.25 ($0.775 over 1yr)
Tavares $7.04 ($0.910 over 1yr)
Kampf $1.325 ($5.875 over 3yrs)
Jarnkrok $1.325 ($2.875 over 2yrs)

 

[Artnes]

View: https://x.com/thegoldenmuzzy/status/1807600679932080129?t=OX7k0gVdXpAVJcFuMWf5-g&s=19

 

[zeke]

What's AFP say about stolarz and Brossoit.

 

[MindzEye]

Being shit at managing the cap might bail out Treliving here. The gap between Brossoit and Stolarz is probably about 1 millie a year and Pizza cunt is going to cheap out there, but back into the better goalie imo.

 

[leafman101]

Last year we just signed Kampf for 4 years, the Reaves deal leaked and we were about to find out that they signed the worst dman in the league.

Those guys literally added -40 Doms to the team.

It could be worse.

 

[LeafGm]

Signing bonuses due tomorrow (Actual salary remaining):

Marmer $7.25 ($0.775 over 1yr)
Tavares $7.04 ($0.910 over 1yr)
Kampf $1.325 ($5.875 over 3yrs)
Jarnkrok $1.325 ($2.875 over 2yrs)

Fire them all out of a cannon, plz.

 

[MindzEye]

What's AFP say about stolarz and Brossoit.

Brossoit: 2 x 2.15
Stolarz: 2 x 2.23

But I'm sure Brossoit is asking for 3 x 3.5 from us as was rumoured because reasons.

 

[leafman101]

Brossoit: 2 x 2.15
Stolarz: 2 x 2.23

If that’s the case we should have $5 mill to add a forward.

 

[MindzEye]

Last year we just signed Kampf for 4 years, the Reaves deal leaked and we were about to find out that they signed the worst dman in the league.

Those guys literally added -40 Doms to the team.

It could be worse.

This is compounded pain I'm feeling, not isolated.

A long, slow building of rage that I've been putting a smile on for a few years now.

 

[mbow30]

Last year we just signed Kampf for 4 years, the Reaves deal leaked and we were about to find out that they signed the worst dman in the league.

Those guys literally added -40 Doms to the team.

It could be worse.

And then they added gregor

 

[Leafin']

Brossoit: 2 x 2.15
Stolarz: 2 x 2.23

But I'm sure Brossoit is asking for 3 x 3.5 from us as was rumoured because reasons.

Leaf tax cmon guys.

 

[MindzEye]

If that’s the case we should have $5 mill to add a forward.

 

[mbow30]

Moving kampf is a must imo. Awful value at 2.4.

 

[MindzEye]

Moving kampf is a must imo. Awful value at 2.4.

I'd argue Jarnkrok is in the same boat. A more useful player, but we know he's useless in the playoffs so why bother with the extra cap spend? Just drop an organizational winger in his spot (Steeves, etc) and live with it until the deadline when a 2nd and 4th gets you a Vatrano, Nelson, Konecny, Sharangovich, etc, etc ~30 goal guy to balance the middle 6 out.

 

[zeke]

View: https://x.com/NickDeSouza_/status/1807623269572342202

 

[Wayward DP]

tomorrow better be realgud

It won’t