Almost 38 year old Ryan Reaves is going to be a regular again. Holy fucking shit.
For comparison, here is the list of guys who were 37.5+ at the beginning of last season and played > 41 games:
Mark Giordano
Joe Pavelski
Jeff Carter
Ryan Suter
Brent Burns
Corey Perry
Alex Ovechkin
Evgeni Malkin
Blake Wheeler
And we're going to do it with Ryan fucking Reaves. Why? Why do we do this?
Because I hate myself:
Mark Giordano - Norris winner, 500+ points
Ryan Suter - 1st AS team, 600+ points
Brent Burns - Norris winner, 800+ points
Joe Pavelski - 1,000+ points
Jeff Carter - 800+ points
Corey Perry - Rocket, Hart, multiple 1st AS team, 900+ points
Alex Ovechkin - he's Alex fucking Ovechkin
Evgeni Malkin - Hart, Conn Smythe, 2x Art Ross, 1,200+ points
Blake Wheeler - 900+ points
Ryan Reaves - once scored 4 pts in 64 games (difficult), used to punch faces, makes sure there's no Country music on the playlist