OT: The M-Fing Food Thread

[Preston]

How dare you steal my take, and up it by 10%

Shit. I apologize. It was such a good take that it must have subconsciously stuck with me.

 

[CH1]

5% is why you're having coffee with

 

[Montana]

Shit. I apologize. It was such a good take that it must have subconsciously stuck with me.

I’m just embarrassed another 10% of value was there and I’d overlooked it…..ya pants me.

 

[UWHabs]

Coffee takes as long as it does to heat the water & process it through a filter.


a great hack is also…..being able to do other things while water heats and then also while it’s brewing.

My problems with any decent brew method is that in the morning, when I want a coffee, I don't have the ability to make anything more complicated than drip or instant or K-cups. I've been in a place with a moka pot, and basically learned that it takes 1-2 cups of instant before I'm awake enough to handle the moka setup.

 

[CH1]

Like I've said many times before, I need a coffee to make a coffee.

Now you're saying you need two cups, adding 100% to my take. FU UW!

 

[Montana]

My problems with any decent brew method is that in the morning, when I want a coffee, I don't have the ability to make anything more complicated than drip or instant or K-cups. I've been in a place with a moka pot, and basically learned that it takes 1-2 cups of instant before I'm awake enough to handle the moka setup.

Im having drip from the Oxo majority of the week, brewing while I take the dog down to the beach….for me right now, the weekends are for Chemex.

 

[Wayward DP]

My snobbery starts to shine when I discuss instant coffee or even Tim Hortons/McDonalds/Starbucks coffee. People really enjoy the products at these establishments and I'm not one to judge typically. For that reason, I will choose to not comment on this particular topic.

McD's doesn't belong in the same tier as the other two. They're a step above.

 

[Wayward DP]

Shit. I apologize. It was such a good take that it must have subconsciously stuck with me.

you were incepted.

 

[Preston]

McD's doesn't belong in the same tier as the other two. They're a step above.

In the same way that piss is better than shit, yeah. I'd much rather consume urine.

 

[Wayward DP]

Like I've said many times before, I need a coffee to make a coffee.

Now you're saying you need two cups, adding 100% to my take. FU UW!

there are machines that can do this for you.

I remember my buddy's dad had a machine that was like a coffee alarm clock. You could pre-program it the night before to grind beans and brew a fresh pot of coffee that is ready when you wake up.

 

[Wayward DP]

In the same way that piss is better than shit, yeah. I'd much rather consume urine.

so I'm curious, having never tasted either, what makes piss better than shit?

 

[LeafOfFaith]

In the same way that piss is better than shit, yeah. I'd much rather consume urine.

Why choose between them?

Get both at Wendy’s.

 

[Preston]

so I'm curious, having never tasted either, what makes piss better than shit?

Color. We all eat with our eyes and it's an essential part of how we perceive taste. For that reason alone piss is the superior product.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

so I'm curious, having never tasted either, what makes piss better than shit?

It’s obviously just a matter of preference.

 

[Wayward DP]

and also for however snobby I may be I'm also still somewhat cheap and practical.

I use an Aeropress. I grind my beans usually every other day using a pretty standard crappy tire grinder. beans are from a local roaster. adds maybe 5 minutes to my morning routine (I make one daily in my travel mug before leaving for work).

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Color. We all eat with our eyes and it's an essential part of how we perceive taste. For that reason alone piss is the superior product.

Oh so you like banana more than chocolate.

Of course you would….

 

[Wayward DP]

Color. We all eat with our eyes and it's an essential part of how we perceive taste. For that reason alone piss is the superior product.

you haven't seen my turds. some of them are quite aesthetic. happy to start sending pics...

 

[CH1]

there are machines that can do this for you.

I remember my buddy's dad had a machine that was like a coffee alarm clock. You could pre-program it the night before to grind beans and brew a fresh pot of coffee that is ready when you wake up.

I bought a SPINN during their kickstarter phase and coffee is now a one button push away.

 

[Preston]

Oh so you like banana more than chocolate.

Of course you would….

I'm not much of a sweets person. Just saying, the pop of colour that urine has could create a symphony in any dish. It's the kind of color I look for when I struggle to finish off a dish to make it Instagram-worthy.

 

[Wayward DP]

I'm not much of a sweets person. Just saying, the pop of colour that urine has could create a symphony in any dish. It's the kind of color I look for when I struggle to finish off a dish to make it Instagram-worthy.

again, this is clearly based off your urine, and you clearly don't hydrate properly.

as someone who takes hydration quite seriously, I think you'd be quite disappointed by the lack of colour in my urine. clear and copious should always be the goal.