OT: The Official Toronto Raptors Thread

[zeke]

THE BEARD OH MY GOD

 

[mbow30]

Just gave the celts a dirty sanchez

 

[zeke]

fahkkkkk bahhhhsssssstaaaahhhhnnnnn

 

[zeke]

 

[zeke]

 

[Wayward DP]

Who is this bozo? Gift that keeps on giving.

 

[CH1]

I hate him but I love his pizza reviews — he’s my pizza soul brother

 

[Montana]

It will never stop being enjoyable seeing any Boston team taking it on the chin….knowing so many racists are gutted, just warms my heart.

 

[Montana]

especially this racist sex offender.

 

[MindzEye]

I hate him but I love his pizza reviews — he’s my pizza soul brother

Watching his story arc when he thought he was a pro trader was great.

 

[Preston]

His pizza analysis has so much depth. "It's crisp. There's undercarriage." A world renown foodie for sure.

 

[MindzEye]

I trust his pizza analysis implicitly. I will get a slice anywhere he tells me to.

But such an epic twat aside from that

 

[mbow30]

U guys are just anti semitic

 

[MindzEye]

U guys are just anti semitic

If you people would stop running the entire world, we would stop getting mad about it.

 

[Preston]

His pizza analysis is so hilariously elementary that it's part of his charm I guess.

 

[CH1]

His pizza analysis is so hilariously elementary that it's part of his charm I guess.

He likes what I like pizza wise and finds good spots — all I need.
I don’t need a Phd level dissertation on dough hydration from him.

 

[Preston]

He's recommended good spots, but yeah. I watched a bit of his stuff but after the 15th review of him saying the same 3 things over and over again I had to stop from doing anymore.

With that said, more of this gong show would be appreciated:

 

[CH1]

To be clear, I am not binge watching these clips. I was curious about his TO spots so watched his take on our local fare, and then before heading to Miami last month, I watched some of those reviews.

 

[MindzEye]

To be clear, I am not binge watching these clips. I was curious about his TO spots so watched his take on our local fare, and then before heading to Miami last month, I watched some of those reviews.

Save yourself the viewing time and just get his pizza app. You can filter Portnoy's reviews from the crowd reviews if you don't trust his fanbase.

 

[Wayward DP]

wait so this guy seriously reviews pizza for a living? is that what I'm reading?