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p.s. your prize in the end for blindly believing me is to spend eternity worshipping me, together with all the people you couldn't stand back on earth.
 
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their heaven was fighting every day, getting magically healed, and then partying all night.

so yes.
 
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their heaven was fighting every day, getting magically healed, and then partying all night.

so yes.
Well, better than the Egyptians.

Their heaven "field of reeds" was pretty much the life you lived on earth would be the live you lived in heaven, so if you were poor as shit, suffered every day, were a slave, that would be your afterlife. If you were rich, you would be wealthy for eternity.

No wonder Egyptians gave up their gods for Christian and Muslim paradise in the afterlife.
 
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yep.

we live in a fallen, sinful world. the only hope for humankind is the grace of jesus.

that's the whole bag. the root of christianity is that we suck and nothing we do matters, other than whether we blindly believe in this suspiciiously secret god guy. hilarious.

Especially because it means that god is obviously completely incompetent - he created one special species in the whole universe and they turned out awful. The one single thing he set out to do he ****ed up horrendously. And oh yeah he also created the Angels. And most of them turned into demons, including the Devil. Way to go, God. Not to mention he's a total dick - "I'm gonna create you guys with a bunch of impulses, set up a bunch of rules that go against everything the body I gave you wants to do, and oh yeah i'm never going to show myself to you or talk to you, and for the 99% of you that don't blindly believe in me anyways, i'm going to torture you for all eternity".

nice.

p.s. I'm going to make the great, massive sacrifice of putting myself into a human body and facing human suffering for 1 infinitesmal part of my eternal being (though of course never facing the real human suffering of doubt and fear, because of course I know i'm god the whole time and gonna return to heaven in a quick sec), and you guys better be all in awe at that great sacrifice i made for you poor wretches who have known nothing other than that same doubt and fear and suffering since you were born, and don't even get to know for sure whether I exist or not the whole time, either.

Yeah, when you dig down into doctrine, it's really astonishing that it's actually survived for so long (Christianity for over 2000 years, Judaism/Islam for longer). But a lot of it probably comes down to the fact that they basically give you the promise of eternal happiness if you "follow" the teachings, and I'd guess that a vast majority who believe, believe that they're on the right path.

And for some people, I don't have a big problem with religion. I mean, in some communities the church is basically somewhere to hang out other than the bar, and at least the general tenets should have people acting like a good person (don't lie/steal/murder/etc...). But because people are basically sheep to the religion and will follow what their pastor/ministor/priest tells them with virtually 100% dedication, it makes it so easy for people to pervert it to whatever they like, and the people following won't question it at all. So when they say that gays are evil and out to destroy society, people don't stop to question WWJD.
 
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I wouldn't put judaism in there. True they're monotheists, but he was always just their own god, taking care of the jews. They didn't care to share him or go around converting everyone else to their god. They just knew they were special.
 
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Yeah, when you dig down into doctrine, it's really astonishing that it's actually survived for so long (Christianity for over 2000 years, Judaism/Islam for longer). But a lot of it probably comes down to the fact that they basically give you the promise of eternal happiness if you "follow" the teachings, and I'd guess that a vast majority who believe, believe that they're on the right path.

And for some people, I don't have a big problem with religion. I mean, in some communities the church is basically somewhere to hang out other than the bar, and at least the general tenets should have people acting like a good person (don't lie/steal/murder/etc...). But because people are basically sheep to the religion and will follow what their pastor/ministor/priest tells them with virtually 100% dedication, it makes it so easy for people to pervert it to whatever they like, and the people following won't question it at all. So when they say that gays are evil and out to destroy society, people don't stop to question WWJD.

Islam is younger than Christianity(Muhammed died in 632 AD), but yes, dig down into the doctrine of each and it's a miracle they survived. Especially when I was in church and actually read the bible, and asked what parts of it are no longer relevant/to be followed in our present day, and was told the entire bible is the truth, it's word is the law Christians should live by, and how gods word is unquestionable.

Ok, so, when is the next stoning of adulterous women taking place?

Christianity in its modern form came to be around 300-400 AD when the romans finally decided that if they couldn't beat it they would take it over and organize it, and after they got leading Christian sects to come together and decide what would be considered Canon and what would be left out, what would be considered the word of god, what would be accepted as the word of Jesus and his disciples, and in effect, the bible. And they have changed little since. It's not a living document, like a constitution that adapts and grows as it ages, with different societies and passage of time.

No, people are living by the rules set by a bunch of men who were around 1600-1700 years ago. I find it foolish that americans live by the sentiments of their founding fathers who lived 350 odd years ago, but Christians who follow the bible as the unquestionable word of god, meaning that they continue to push against things like gay marriage and abortion, masturbation and birth control?

I have no words.
 
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Relevant?
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the dead giveaway about religion is that it needs to be brainwashed into children from birth to keep itself alive.

i found my religious experience as a child quite good
(raised lutheran in small town saskatchewan)

my church really spoke of tolerance and love

if they tried to brainwash us they failed because myself and my 3 brothers are all atheists now
 
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I never understood the prejudice against gays. Especially males. The way I see it is:

1) they should also experience the joy that is marriage (yes there’s a tone of sarcasm in the “joy” part).

2) more women for heterosexuals.

What’s the big deal?

what always got me is...why the **** do ppl care?
 
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Coming from a heavy evangelical Christian background myself, that moral superiority complex was definitely present there as well.

Though I think the thing that bothers me most about the religion in retrospect is the dim view it encourages you to take of yourself, people in general and the world as a whole.

"In and of yourself, you're a worthless, irredeemable piece of shit with no inherent value, but lucky for you your God still loves you enough that he had the meatbag version of himself viciously tortured to death in your place so that you'll have the option of not spending the rest of time burning in eternal darkness like you rightfully deserve."

step one in my becoming an atheist was....if god exists....god is either one of two things... not all powerful, all loving, etc or a piece of shit
neither are worthy of my worship
 
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Islam is younger than Christianity(Muhammed died in 632 AD), but yes, dig down into the doctrine of each and it's a miracle they survived. Especially when I was in church and actually read the bible, and asked what parts of it are no longer relevant/to be followed in our present day, and was told the entire bible is the truth, it's word is the law Christians should live by, and how gods word is unquestionable.

Ok, so, when is the next stoning of adulterous women taking place?

Christianity in its modern form came to be around 300-400 AD when the romans finally decided that if they couldn't beat it they would take it over and organize it, and after they got leading Christian sects to come together and decide what would be considered Canon and what would be left out, what would be considered the word of god, what would be accepted as the word of Jesus and his disciples, and in effect, the bible. And they have changed little since. It's not a living document, like a constitution that adapts and grows as it ages, with different societies and passage of time.

No, people are living by the rules set by a bunch of men who were around 1600-1700 years ago. I find it foolish that americans live by the sentiments of their founding fathers who lived 350 odd years ago, but Christians who follow the bible as the unquestionable word of god, meaning that they continue to push against things like gay marriage and abortion, masturbation and birth control?

I have no words.

curiously, the bible says nothing about any of those topics.
 
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That’s ****ing horrible and not what I was taught growing up. I was raised Greek Orthodox and we weren’t taught that we’re substandard slime but God loves you.

Wow. Sorry you went through that man.

maybe not directly

but you were

adam and eve

jesus dying for your sins
 
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i found my religious experience as a child quite good
(raised lutheran in small town saskatchewan)

my church really spoke of tolerance and love

if they tried to brainwash us they failed because myself and my 3 brothers are all atheists now

emphasizing tolerance and love usually does counteract the brainwashing, true enough.
 
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yep.

we live in a fallen, sinful world. the only hope for humankind is the grace of jesus.

that's the whole bag. the root of christianity is that we suck and nothing we do matters, other than whether we blindly believe in this suspiciiously secret god guy. hilarious.

Especially because it means that god is obviously completely incompetent - he created one special species in the whole universe and they turned out awful. The one single thing he set out to do he ****ed up horrendously. And oh yeah he also created the Angels. And most of them turned into demons, including the Devil. Way to go, God. Not to mention he's a total dick - "I'm gonna create you guys with a bunch of impulses, set up a bunch of rules that go against everything the body I gave you wants to do, and oh yeah i'm never going to show myself to you or talk to you, and for the 99% of you that don't blindly believe in me anyways, i'm going to torture you for all eternity".

nice.

p.s. I'm going to make the great, massive sacrifice of putting myself into a human body and facing human suffering for 1 infinitesmal part of my eternal being (though of course never facing the real human suffering of doubt and fear, because of course I know i'm god the whole time and gonna return to heaven in a quick sec), and you guys better be all in awe at that great sacrifice i made for you poor wretches who have known nothing other than that same doubt and fear and suffering since you were born, and don't even get to know for sure whether I exist or not the whole time, either.

exactly

perfect
 
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curiously, the bible says nothing about any of those topics.

ummm that one dood would not sleep with his sister in law so he spilt his seed on the ground - god killed him iirc

so masturbation is wrong
 
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heh.

oh yeah, that was when God told us the "right" thing to do was to forcibly impregnate your dead bro's wife.
 
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