The Mother-fucking goddamn Off-season Thread

[Preston]

 

[JackBurton]

That pic needs to be on the cover of a romance novel.

 

[MindzEye]

Why are they in a dimly lit apartment?

 

[MindzEye]

"The Leafs re-signing their best player is bad for them actually," says brilliant hockey sage

TORONTO - The Leafs and franchise centre Auston Matthews have agreed to a 4 year, 53 million dollar contract extension in a move that numerous experts on twitter and reddit believe has doomed the team's chance of any future success.

thebeaverton.com

 

[zeke]

"Core Four" Cap Percentage by year if Willy signs for $9-9.5

19-20: 49.68%
20-21: 49.70%
21-22: 49.70%
22-23: 49.10%
23-24: 48.51%
24-25: 50.46% - 51.03%
25-26: 47.99% - 48.54%

and then Tavares and Marner's deals are up.

 

[Preston]

 

[zeke]

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Just pull it out and appease the homo.

 

[thehabhater]

"Core Four" Cap Percentage by year if Willy signs for $9-9.5

19-20: 49.68%
20-21: 49.70%
21-22: 49.70%
22-23: 49.10%
23-24: 48.51%
24-25: 50.46% - 51.03%
25-26: 47.99% - 48.54%

and then Tavares and Marner's deals are up.

Taveres will take a pay cut.

 

[axlsalinger]

That pic needs to be on the cover of a romance novel.

 

[MindzEye]

I think we can all agree that the "Slick Willy" name is officially dead.

Thicc Willy though......

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Friedman was so turned on in that interview.

You look so thick, Willy. Mmmmm.

 

[mbow30]

 

[Habsy]

That's quite a disturbing picture to be posting a thousand times

 

[Habsy]

 

[BG]

I think we can all agree that the "Slick Willy" name is officially dead.

Thicc Willy though......

When you can, please update us on what you are seeing as FI's suggestive, I mean suggested ads.

 

[MindzEye]

post

That

picture

a thousand times

We're on it.

 

[zeke]

Biggest boast of the summer: "Auston Matthews, when healthy, is the best all-around player, no questions asked"

The biggest boast of the summer has now come out of Toronto courtesy of Maple Leafs news update account on Twitter-X. This in from Leafs Update, a popular account that claims it is the #1 Source for News, Rumours, Opinion &ampamp; More for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Reports Leafs Update: "People...

edmontonjournal.com

 

[trujaysfan]

Lol some SDE in that article.

 

[JackBurton]

This got me:
As for injury, it’s tough when great players get hurt, but it’s also a loser’s lament when it comes to rating and ranking the all-time best. In the end, all that matters is performance, which is why Wayne Gretzky is considered the best ever NHLer, followed by Gordie Howe"

Does anyone consider those 2 1-2 for greatest ever? Isn't Howe at best #4 on most lists?