OT - To Catch A Thief

[zeke]

Its tough to know the world is filled with so many defectives.

 

[zeke]

I don’t much either. But I think I tend to give you more unprovoked compliments than insults actually. Even though you still haven’t shared any info on your career despite multiple requests.

Thumb model.

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[zeke]

 

[Preston]

Ah relax I dunno I don't remember anything anyone says.

Everyone picks on zeke at some point tho.

Except me of course

 

[Volcanologist]

I don’t much either. But I think I tend to give you more unprovoked compliments than insults actually. Even though you still haven’t shared any info on your career despite multiple requests.

well, he is Italian...so either construction, or something that involves crime and/or tomatoes in some way.

 

[axlsalinger]

 

[CH1]

zeke is a barrista at one of those old school Italian joints in Woodabridge where they hide illegal video poker arcade games in the back.

he likes making coffee but the real satisfaction comes from educating his construction worker clientele about advanced hockey metrics

 

[Wayward DP]

Except me of course

everyone gets annoyed by preston at some point, of course*

 

[Wayward DP]

the closest we've gotten is zeke one time hinting he worked at a non-profit or similar type organization.

 

[Preston]

the closest we've gotten is zeke one time hinting he worked at a non-profit or similar type organization.

He sells t-shirts at Jays games. I saw him once. Not joking.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Thumb model.

I'd think all that masturbating and calculator-ing would make your thumbs really strong, but I wouldn't expect those activities to shape them into something sexy. Kudos on bucking the odds though.

 

[Preston]

I was lining up to get a beautiful Budweiser beer and I fucking saw the fucker selling t-shirts to people in line. It was a home opener several years ago.

Zeke claimed he wasn't selling the shirts. I was drunk so he may be right but I'm sticking to that story.

 

[zeke]

 

[Habspatrol]

The hideousness of that thumb will haunt my dreams forever.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

New update.

They finally opened up the carwashes in LA, so I got a desperately-needed one today. I asked them to see about what some buffing might do. Turns out it kinda made one of the three spots almost not noticeable at all. But no impact on the other two spots.

The one on the front driver's side bumper is such a weird one. It would have required the person to really stoop down close to the ground and do some work, as opposed to just a casual keying while walking by upright. But they tried to do it really deep with something kinda blunt, so it's more these deep indents than noticeable scratches. In contrast, the one on the passenger side was like a typical keying, a deep noticeable gash.

It really takes a shitty, despicable human being to be willing to cause property damage. You really have to be such a lifeless slug to think there's any justification, or worse, to just do it for fun.

 

[Deckie007]

i have the weirdest boner rn

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Why, what shape is it contorted into? Hopefully not as weird as the thumb at the top of the page.

 

[zeke]

Chicks might like that tbh

 

[LeafOfFaith]

The ones with contorted vaginas will love it.