No Excuses No Limits! The mother fucking goddamn season thread

[MyNameIsJonas]

LOF not withstanding.

Mayo is pretty good, but as a meal, not a condiment.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Grilled chicken breast without mayo is like sex without William Nylander. Stale, dry garbage

you said i was fresh n tasty last night.

 

[Preston]

you said i was fresh n tasty last night.

But was I not dry?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

But was I not dry?

You were tender, held me close, and listened to my woes.

That's all i recall.

 

[Preston]

You were tender, held me close, and listened to my woes.

That's all i recall.

You spent 16 hours telling me that Shatkins betrayed you. I don't give a fuck. I don't watch baseball. Talk to ME about that shit.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

You spent 16 hours telling me that Shatkins betrayed you. I don't give a fuck. I don't watch baseball. Talk to ME about that shit.

I also told you that you were as tender as Simon Benoit

 

[MindzEye]

Talk to ME about that shit.

How about you go fuck yourself?

 

[MindzEye]

IS MAYO A DAIRY PRODUCT?

If you try hard enough, sure.

 

[MindzEye]

Mayo is the Wayne Gretzky of condiments.

Without mayo there are no aoli's....and fuck that, I don't want to live in that world. Better off just closing up shop and calling the whole experiment of life on earth a failure at that point.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Lof doesn’t like mayo on his Harvey’s grilled chicken Sammy so if he’s now craving that thick creamy white sauce then we know his bell was seriously rung.

For the record, it’s the BK chicken sandwich that I order with no mayo. Not because I don’t like mayo but because for some reason I know they make it fresh for me if I tell them no mayo. I can’t explain it. Times I don’t, it’s a cold, depressing experience, like sex without Willy Nylander.

 

[Preston]

Also homemade mayo >>>>>>>>>>>x1000

 

[MindzEye]

Also homemade mayo >>>>>>>>>>>x1000

You know, you seem like someone who would benefit from my butter churning webinar...

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

For the record, it’s the BK chicken sandwich that I order with no mayo. Not because I don’t like mayo but because for some reason I know they make it fresh for me if I tell them no mayo. I can’t explain it. Times I don’t, it’s a cold, depressing experience, like sex without Willy Nylander.

Have you heard the phrase Causation does not equal Correlation?

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

You know, you seem like someone who would benefit from my butter churning webinar...

You seem like someone who needs my direction into the weird only fans market.

I think dude butter churning sexually is an untapped market.

 

[MindzEye]

You seem like someone who needs my direction

I'm gonna stop you right there champ.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Ha, it autocorrected “erection” to “direction”.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

I'm gonna stop you right there champ.

aw, you called me champ.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Ha, it autocorrected “erection” to “direction”.

very good

 

[mbow30]

Grilled chicken breast without mayo is like sex without William Nylander. Stale, dry garbage

Yeah not sure I can ever fuck again without at least thinking about willy

 

[LeafOfFaith]

LeBrun explains,
"The thing about it is that it's been quiet by design. Both sides made a pact before the season started. They did not want any leaks whatsoever. Both sides want to be tight-lipped, and that's exactly the way it's played out so far."
The ongoing silence indicates that negotiations are progressing smoothly.

However, the challenge lies in Nylander's outstanding performance during the 2023-24 season, where he leads the team in points with 22 and shares the top spot in goals with Auston Matthews at 15. LeBrun acknowledges the difficulty of managing Nylander's increasing salary leverage within the Leafs' salary cap constraints.

"The reality is, the dialogue is ongoing. My understanding is both sides keep going back and forth. They hope to get something done between now and July 1st, but it's a difficult contract to get done."