TML? More like FML, amirite? Yet Another Off Season Thread

[LeafOfFaith]

You can look at it from the flip side too, that we were the only ones who could beat his ass. But just fell short. One measly goal.

 

[Preston]

At the end of the day they were up 3-2 and had home ice in game 7. They blew it. For a variety reasons, yes. But they blew it.

 

[zeke]

Raped

 

[MindzEye]

Raped

They should have known better, with the way they were dressed and all.

 

[LeafOfFaith]

Asked for it.

 

[LeafGm]

zeke’s response to that graphic:

 

[Habsy]

Isn't zeke a lightning fan though?

 

[zeke]

Zeke gets to be the lightning rod - everyone else gets to make themselves look unhomerish by mocking him while at the same time knowing and agreeing with the truth deep down inside.

A literal hero.

 

[Preston]

I'm ashamed of being proud of it... But I am definitely proud.

 

[MyNameIsJonas]

Zeke gets to be the lightning rod - everyone else gets to make themselves look unhomerish by mocking him while at the same time knowing and agreeing with the truth deep down inside.

A literal hero.

Do you masturbate in front of the mirror?

 

[leafman101]

Don't forget that in 2020 the Blue Jackets lost to the Lighning, who won the Cup.

We could've lost to the team that won the cup every year!

 

[hockeylover]

They're not really alike at all. There's no excuse for not getting by Montreal last year, even if they went to the finals. It was in our grasp and we were a much better team. Tampa's a great fucking team, IMO. Think they're taking it all.

 

[MindzEye]

Zeke gets to be the lightning rod - everyone else gets to make themselves look unhomerish by mocking him while at the same time knowing and agreeing with the truth deep down inside.

A literal hero.

Settle down batman

 

[LeafOfFaith]

If Zeke lives long enough he’s going to turn into the villain! Scary.

(you may need to have Dark Knight memorized to get that).

 

[Habsy]

If Zeke lives long enough he’s going to turn into the villain! Scary.

(you may need to have Dark Knight memorized to get that).

He's one miscalculation on excel away.

 

[Habsy]

Zeke gets to be the lightning rod - everyone else gets to make themselves look unhomerish by mocking him while at the same time knowing and agreeing with the truth deep down inside.

A literal hero.

 

[Habsy]

You say what others think. I get it.

 

[MindzEye]

Zeke in his own mind:

A literal hero.

Zeke in reality:

 

[zeke]

 

[oscarheyman]

Zeke gets to be the lightning rod - everyone else gets to make themselves look unhomerish by mocking him while at the same time knowing and agreeing with the truth deep down inside.

A literal hero.

"Borrowed" from somewhere else:

Zeke is not Disney's version of Hercules (he's an actual hero). Zeke is the actual Greek mythology of Heracles (Hercules is just an Ancient Rome ripoff ). An Anti-Hero.